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Post by Mister Buch on Apr 20, 2013 1:05:44 GMT 1
Today I beat Castlevania for the NES. I am the ultimate badass.
Bow before me, for I have figured out the trick to killing Death before he fires a shot by throwing holy water at him. I have quite literally cheated Death, and also hit Dracula so hard that his head fell off and shot across the room.
Seriously it was really hard.
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Apr 20, 2013 1:27:10 GMT 1
Yay, Buch! *bows before The Almighty Mister Buch*
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Post by Mister Buch on Apr 20, 2013 1:45:08 GMT 1
If anybody has any trouble with Dracula, Frankenstein, Death, the Mummy and Medusa (you know, that lot) - you just let me know.
I have the highest qualification in this now.
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Post by Clint Johnston on Apr 20, 2013 2:24:34 GMT 1
All hail his wisdom!
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Post by Mister Buch on Apr 20, 2013 2:26:15 GMT 1
That's exactly right.
Strangely the comments so far are exactly the way I fantasised them.
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Apr 20, 2013 2:31:55 GMT 1
*still bowing before Buch*
All hail, he who beat Castlevania! Hail!
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Post by jklinders on Apr 20, 2013 2:32:47 GMT 1
The first 2 games of that series were really tough.
Bravo.
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Post by Mister Buch on Apr 20, 2013 2:34:56 GMT 1
I am your King.
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Apr 20, 2013 2:37:32 GMT 1
Yes, Oh High King Buch! ;D
Wow, I'm laying it on thick, aren't I? ;D
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Post by Mister Buch on Apr 20, 2013 2:42:44 GMT 1
Yes, I am essentially Beowulf.
YOUR WARRIOR KING.
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Post by Clint Johnston on Apr 20, 2013 2:44:16 GMT 1
Hey Warrior king, I have a question for your beneficence.
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Post by Mister Buch on Apr 20, 2013 2:53:25 GMT 1
Ask, peasant.
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Post by Clint Johnston on Apr 20, 2013 2:57:52 GMT 1
As the mighty conquering hero, certain responsibilities lie before you. For example, a great feast wherein we commemorate your mighty feats. Pray tell, when will this feast be held, and to where shall we send the bills?. (After all, you did retrieve the awesome treasure in your efforts, did you not?)
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Post by Mister Buch on Apr 20, 2013 3:00:47 GMT 1
If by awesome treasure you mean a tremendous sense of satisfaction and then the ability to replay the game after like one and a half minutes of comedy credits, then yes.
Your sustenance will be AWE and MIRTH as I regale you with tales of how Frankenstein had this invincible hunchback who did all the damage, and how the end credits for some reason referred to the character as Simon Belmondo and said Dracula was played by 'Christopher Bee'.
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Post by Mister Buch on Apr 20, 2013 3:03:04 GMT 1
I also retrieved a lot of 'points' which you are welcome to, frankly.
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