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Post by Mister Buch on Feb 19, 2013 2:04:02 GMT 1
My sword can do many things!
It can protect the innocent.
It can punish the guilty.
It can... cut.... like, cut through soft objects.
And metal boxes
You, uh....
You could butter your toast, I guess, with the
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Post by jklinders on Feb 19, 2013 2:14:25 GMT 1
Don't forget barrels. it's really amazing how squishy barrels are to swords in old school RPGs.
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Post by Mister Buch on Feb 19, 2013 3:24:15 GMT 1
The barrels, yes. And also sometimes I use my sword to block attacks from other swords.
These are just some of the many uses.
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Post by A Normal Pathfinder on Feb 19, 2013 4:26:03 GMT 1
Yes but I have a.....
HIGHWAYYYYY INTO THE DANGER ZONE
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Post by Battlechantress on Feb 19, 2013 6:34:05 GMT 1
My claymore can attach itself to the ceiling fan when I raise it high.
I have three smaller swords that are a bit more practical. I even keep one by the front door.
Edit: Oh, you were joking. I er, well, still have those swords and several more daggers and pocket knives. Yeah, some girls collect jewelry. I like bright shiny objects of a very different (and practical) kind.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Feb 19, 2013 7:51:29 GMT 1
My sword can do many things!It can protect the innocent. It can punish the guilty. It can... cut.... like, cut through soft objects. And metal boxes You, uh.... You could butter your toast, I guess, with the
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Feb 19, 2013 9:29:53 GMT 1
Is everyone on this forum high as a kite right now? Because serously, i wanna join in.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Feb 19, 2013 10:25:02 GMT 1
Me too, I want some of that stuff.
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Post by Mister Buch on Feb 19, 2013 12:43:02 GMT 1
Glow gets it!
My sword can also gauge the depth of mouse-holes.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Feb 19, 2013 13:27:29 GMT 1
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Post by jklinders on Feb 19, 2013 13:31:40 GMT 1
Well I am glad someone could explain the strangeness of this thread without my having to look like a fool for asking.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Feb 19, 2013 14:15:40 GMT 1
Fucking Metal Gear...
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Post by Mister Buch on Feb 19, 2013 14:21:29 GMT 1
My sword could conceivably be used to protect the guilty and punish the innocent, if the mood struck me.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Feb 19, 2013 14:51:18 GMT 1
I'd honestly like to see Raiden on QVC if the whole video game thing doesn't work out for him. He really makes a good case on swords and their various uses.
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Post by Mister Buch on Feb 19, 2013 14:55:46 GMT 1
How much would you pay for a sword like mine?
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