Post by Mister Buch on Jul 13, 2009 17:22:27 GMT 1
So this one is particularly stupid. Sometimes I have days off work and I get bored.
It's a song parody, to the tune of "Like a Boss" by The Lonely Island.
If you haven't seen it, here's a link. Be warned that there is some strong language to say the least!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c
And here is the Mass Effect version... as performed by renegade Shepard.
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Commander Shepard is Like A Boss
(EXT: Citadel docking bay)
(As Commander Shepard jogs down the boarding ramp of the Normandy onto the Citadel’s dock, he slows down, seeing Rear Admiral Mikhailovich waiting. He salutes.)
Mikhailovich: Rear Admiral Mikhailovich, Fifth Fleet.
Shepard: Commander Shepard, SSV Normandy.
Mikhailovich: You don’t know who I am, do you Commander? I command the Sixty-Third Scout Flotilla. You and the Normandy were slated for my unit after shakedown. But the Council got their claws, paws, tentacles – whatever! They got them on our ship, and you. I’m here to make an inspection, Commander. Normandy is an Alliance Warship. I intend to see if she’s up to snuff.
(Shepard looks cocky.)
Shepard: No problem.
Mikhailovich: So since Captain Anderson stepped down, you’re in charge around here. Is that fair to say?
Shepard: Absolutely. I’m the boss.
Mikhailovich: Okay, so take us through a day in the life of… ‘the boss’.
Shepard: Well the first thing I do is…
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(singing)
Talk to Garrus (like a boss)
Check my side-quests (like a boss)
Read the galaxy map (like a boss)
Then read the Codex (like a boss)
Find minerals (like a boss)
My own quarters (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Upgrade weapons (like a boss)
Hit on Ashley (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Try Liara (like a boss)
Call at Chora’s Den (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Buy some armour (like a boss)
Harass a jellyfish (like a boss)
Fail persuasion (like a boss)
Play some quazar (like a boss)
Lose it at high stakes (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
Spectre gear (like a boss)
(Spoken) Oh God, man, I can't afford it!
Sell some stuff (like a boss)
At the C-Sec desk (like a boss)
Fly to a planet (like a boss)
Kiss a turian (like a boss)
Kill a Maw (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Use the jump jets (like a boss)
Flip the car around (like a boss)
Go to Feros (like a boss)
Get lost in the tunnels (like a boss)
Meet a giant plant (like a boss)
Shoot its brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a geth (like a boss)
Lose the Normandy (like a boss)
Join with Cerberus (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)
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(spoken)
Mikhailovich (bewildered): Uh… huh. So that's an average day for you then?
Shepard: No doubt.
Mikhailovich: You lose your ship, join with Cerberus and die?
Shepard: Hell yeah.
Mikhailovich: And I think at one point there you said something about kissing turians?
(Slight pause.)
Shepard: Nope.
Mikhailovich: Actually I'm pretty sure you did.
Shepard: Nah, that ain't me.
Mikhailovich: Okay, well this has been... eye-opening for me. My report will not be… as negative as I intended.
Shepard: I'm the boss.
Mikhailovich: Yeah, I got that. You said it about four-hundred times.
Shepard: I'm the bawss.
Mikhailovich: Yeah, I know. I got it. (Salutes)
Shepard: I'm the boss.
Mikhailovich: Okay, great. I heard you. See ya later.
(The Admiral wanders away, confused and frightened,)
(Shepard waits, pauses and then levels up… like a boss.)
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It's a song parody, to the tune of "Like a Boss" by The Lonely Island.
If you haven't seen it, here's a link. Be warned that there is some strong language to say the least!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c
And here is the Mass Effect version... as performed by renegade Shepard.
-------------
Commander Shepard is Like A Boss
(EXT: Citadel docking bay)
(As Commander Shepard jogs down the boarding ramp of the Normandy onto the Citadel’s dock, he slows down, seeing Rear Admiral Mikhailovich waiting. He salutes.)
Mikhailovich: Rear Admiral Mikhailovich, Fifth Fleet.
Shepard: Commander Shepard, SSV Normandy.
Mikhailovich: You don’t know who I am, do you Commander? I command the Sixty-Third Scout Flotilla. You and the Normandy were slated for my unit after shakedown. But the Council got their claws, paws, tentacles – whatever! They got them on our ship, and you. I’m here to make an inspection, Commander. Normandy is an Alliance Warship. I intend to see if she’s up to snuff.
(Shepard looks cocky.)
Shepard: No problem.
Mikhailovich: So since Captain Anderson stepped down, you’re in charge around here. Is that fair to say?
Shepard: Absolutely. I’m the boss.
Mikhailovich: Okay, so take us through a day in the life of… ‘the boss’.
Shepard: Well the first thing I do is…
-
(singing)
Talk to Garrus (like a boss)
Check my side-quests (like a boss)
Read the galaxy map (like a boss)
Then read the Codex (like a boss)
Find minerals (like a boss)
My own quarters (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Upgrade weapons (like a boss)
Hit on Ashley (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Try Liara (like a boss)
Call at Chora’s Den (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Buy some armour (like a boss)
Harass a jellyfish (like a boss)
Fail persuasion (like a boss)
Play some quazar (like a boss)
Lose it at high stakes (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
Spectre gear (like a boss)
(Spoken) Oh God, man, I can't afford it!
Sell some stuff (like a boss)
At the C-Sec desk (like a boss)
Fly to a planet (like a boss)
Kiss a turian (like a boss)
Kill a Maw (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Use the jump jets (like a boss)
Flip the car around (like a boss)
Go to Feros (like a boss)
Get lost in the tunnels (like a boss)
Meet a giant plant (like a boss)
Shoot its brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a geth (like a boss)
Lose the Normandy (like a boss)
Join with Cerberus (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)
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(spoken)
Mikhailovich (bewildered): Uh… huh. So that's an average day for you then?
Shepard: No doubt.
Mikhailovich: You lose your ship, join with Cerberus and die?
Shepard: Hell yeah.
Mikhailovich: And I think at one point there you said something about kissing turians?
(Slight pause.)
Shepard: Nope.
Mikhailovich: Actually I'm pretty sure you did.
Shepard: Nah, that ain't me.
Mikhailovich: Okay, well this has been... eye-opening for me. My report will not be… as negative as I intended.
Shepard: I'm the boss.
Mikhailovich: Yeah, I got that. You said it about four-hundred times.
Shepard: I'm the bawss.
Mikhailovich: Yeah, I know. I got it. (Salutes)
Shepard: I'm the boss.
Mikhailovich: Okay, great. I heard you. See ya later.
(The Admiral wanders away, confused and frightened,)
(Shepard waits, pauses and then levels up… like a boss.)
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