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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Jun 23, 2015 12:09:23 GMT 1
I kinda did my review on the Gorvar reviews topic, which y'all should be reading. As for Buch's favourite dinosaur/non-dinosaur...what Lily said.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Jun 26, 2015 9:30:16 GMT 1
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Jun 26, 2015 12:39:30 GMT 1
Oh wow this was hilarious - Nostalgia Critic is awesome! "If I saw my aunt machine-gun down a pterodactyl, you bet I'd hide behind her skirted ass!" "I wanna weaponize these raptors because I'm the obvious BAD GUY! I adjust my belt buckle ALL THE TIME!" I love how Critic screams in frustration when things get silly... Oh - and also: "I am a mutha-fukkin' T Rex. RAWR!!"
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Jul 1, 2015 20:03:41 GMT 1
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Jul 1, 2015 22:42:36 GMT 1
I love how this movie spawned a meme!
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Jul 7, 2015 17:18:13 GMT 1
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Jul 7, 2015 22:41:37 GMT 1
Iron Man be like "Look at Starlord over here, trying to act all cool."
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Jul 11, 2015 21:41:38 GMT 1
So I finally saw Jurassic World - and it was a good movie! I have to say, there were only two human characters I liked, and only three human actors whose performances I liked. I loved Chris Pratt as Owen (or as I kept saying to my friend throughout the movie - Star Lord!), and I liked Irrfan Khan as Simon Masrani and Omar Sy as Barry. I can't stand Bryce Dallas Howard, and her character Claire really annoyed the piss out of me. Especially when Owen tells her her shoes alone are unsuitable for going with him through the wilds, and her response is to puff up, thrust out her boobs, tie her blouse 'sexily' under her boobs to accent her cleavage, and roll up her sleeves. And to leave the goddamn spike-heels ON. *face-palms* Really. As for other characters I liked, I liked the Raptors. And I liked the Mutha-fukkin' T-REX!! Rawr! I found a lot of the acting to be somewhat stilted and a little phoned-in (on the part of Bryce Dallas Howard and the boys playing her nephews), though I have to say - as much as I hated the character of Vic Hoskins, Vincent D'Onofrio really did a fantastic job in that role - but then, this is Vincent D'Onofrio. He's always awesome. Now, throughout the movie, at certain scenes, my friend and I were making little jokes and puns - and I thought I'd bring them here, as well. Minor spoilers ahead: 1: The Indominous Rex vs. the Tyrannosaurus Rex - given that the word Rex means King, was this battle a War of Succession?
2: When the Raptors come to Owen's aid and fight the Indominous on his behalf - at one point, I thought the Raptor named Blue gave Owen a kind of Respect Nod as if to say: "I got this, Bro!".
3: At the end after the Indominous is gone (Deus Ex Mosasaurus!) and the one remaining Raptor and the Tyrannosaurus give each other a sort of "Respect" nod and part ways, and then the Raptor gives the Nod to Owen, and then goes cantering up the deserted street, my friend said (speaking as the Raptor): "I'm goin' for a beer."
4: My friend also suggested a funny idea for a "Stinger", or "Post-Credits Scene": the Raptors and the T-Rex sitting around a table playing poker. I nearly died laughing that that image.
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Post by Clint Johnston on Jul 12, 2015 16:19:16 GMT 1
All I have to say.
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Jul 12, 2015 21:20:35 GMT 1
Yes! That was awesome! ESPECIALLY the bit with Claire's heel snapping ( I told her those shoes were ridiculous! Yes, Star Lord, yes you did... )
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Jul 12, 2015 23:14:49 GMT 1
Best movie of the summer? Best movie of the summer!
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Post by Clint Johnston on Jul 13, 2015 3:54:48 GMT 1
I'm going to laugh heartily when Ant-man beats its box office.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jul 14, 2015 8:25:56 GMT 1
Suicide Squad's gonna kick that particular film's ass though, both commerically and artistically.
It's got Will Smith, Batfleck and Jared Leto's Joker to appeal to the growing Juggalo demo. Gonna make $1,000,000,000+!!!
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Jul 14, 2015 13:56:20 GMT 1
Isnt Suicide Squad next year tho?
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