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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Dec 20, 2012 0:57:10 GMT 1
I got an idea. A few days ago I asked the question in the "ask a question topic" about a fantasy rpg party using forum members. There were some funny results, and it got me thinking....what if me or someone else who has time wrote something about it. What do ya think?
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Post by Mister Buch on Dec 20, 2012 1:00:48 GMT 1
It'd be funny!
And I would like to find out what a half-eft fighter mage actually is. And fiction is the best way to find out that kind of stuff.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Dec 20, 2012 1:04:50 GMT 1
Kinda like gandalf i guess, warrior mage.
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Post by Mister Buch on Dec 20, 2012 1:08:29 GMT 1
Yeeeeeah, badass.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Dec 20, 2012 20:55:31 GMT 1
I'll see if i can post something tonight before I go to england, if any of you want to drop something here...well go for it.
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Post by Mister Buch on Dec 20, 2012 22:47:11 GMT 1
I'm not qualified - but if you have time to do this then I think it'd be a lot of fun!
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Dec 21, 2012 1:22:59 GMT 1
Okay, writing down the party...
PARTY
Lilian Black- Lily Class Healer/cleric type Race; Human Bio: Lilian Black is a gifted healer, but is awfully shy. She can mend broken bones and settle desputes easily, but also sqeal loudly and stare at a kitten for hours unless moved. She and Lind have a relationship, him being the Yang to her Yin.
Lind- JkLinders Class: Ranger Race; Human Bio; Lind is a skilled adventurer and no stranger to ancient evil tombs or frozen wastelands inhabited by man eating seals. he is in a relationship with Lilian, being the Yang to her Yin. Also a master chef in any cuisine known to man.
Halmadir Buhan Everbloom aka "Buch"- Buch Class: War Mage Race: Half Elf Bio; A poet, a storyteller, a singer of songs and a man who can preach about philosophy and other matters of the mind, before drawing his staff and sword and going medieval on goblin arses. He and Gorvar seem to share a common tie to a bard's guild and frequently confuse the other party members when they burst into song. Does not get along with Iron.
Iron- Meironmaiden Class; Fighter Race: Dwarven Bio; A though as nails soldier from the dwarven kingdoms, a veteran of diverse near suicidal underground wars fought against drow, spiders and evil knights with silly battle cries. He has a hobby of collecting weaponry of every culture and using them in combat. His art is death, and he will paint his masterpiece. Does not get along with Buch.
Gorvar- Gorvar Class; Bard Race: Reptileman Bio; A creature from a far away land who sticks out like a sore thumb. A sarcastic bastard with a slippery tongue that manages to get his way every time, be it passing guards, seducing women or haggling down prices. He and Buch seem to share acommon tie to a certain bard guild unknown to the other party members. Has a unrequited love for Tillian.
Tillian Oakenshade- Tillian Class; Mage/Rogue Race; Elf. Bio: A artist of great renown, being able to paint living portrets (due to magic). She is also a great thief, being able to sneak inside the most heavily guarded of castles. She is slightly pessimistic due to her decennia of age, but a reliable source of wisdom. Seems to get along with Buch due to their elven blood but is unaware of Gorvar's affections for her.
NPC's
Ser Clint- Clint Class: Gunslinger Race; Human (?) Bio: A man shrouded in mystery. Only known by his false name, Ser Clint is a knight who dropped the sword and reached for the newly invented fire arms.He is one of the best marksmen who follows the party from a distance for reasons only known to himself...
King Calious the VIII- Cali Class; King Race; Human Bio: King of the Realm. Rightious in rule, Noble to his people, generious to his adventurers and in debt to his four ex-wives who all decided to diforce him together. In need of coin, he asks the party to go find an ancient treasure which will make everyone rich(er) beyond their wildest dreams.
Ser Knight- Knightfall Class; Knight Race; ? Bio; A mysterious knight that guards the king. He has thwarted seventeen attempts on King Calious; life and survived countless injuries in many battles that would kill any other man. Rumoured to be a undead knight that swore fealty to Calious; great-grandfather over a hundred years ago and sworn to protect the royal bloodline....which is difficult with the many childrne, both legimate and illigitmate running around.
The Glowing Elf- Mr Glow Class; Mentor/Guide Race; Ancient (looks like a elf) Bio; A guide who pops up to help the group when they are in trouble or of need in guidance. Rumoured to ba a old god who turned away from mortal kind after to many silly arguments about mating or eating habbits.
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Post by Mister Buch on Dec 21, 2012 1:45:02 GMT 1
The above. So funny, every one of them. Brilliant.
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Dec 21, 2012 2:08:43 GMT 1
I loev that - I love how you incorporated my obsession with cute kittens... ;D
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Post by Mister Buch on Dec 21, 2012 2:17:02 GMT 1
Solidwood Shade- ? Class: Merchant (mobile) Race: Shapeshifter Bio: A strange being from another realm who seems to always be present especially when Buch (he of the magical wards) is sleeping, Solidwood approaches the party and tries to sell them exotic handcrafted furniture for their camp. He appears to be immortal.
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Post by Clint Johnston on Dec 21, 2012 3:28:19 GMT 1
I suppose you have no use for equestrians engaged in bovine herding on this endeavor?
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Post by Cali on Dec 21, 2012 3:49:05 GMT 1
This all sounds amazing. Go right for it.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Dec 21, 2012 3:53:04 GMT 1
My guy sounds way too helpful and powerful to be me.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Dec 21, 2012 9:34:13 GMT 1
I can make him a dick if you like Glow.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Dec 21, 2012 23:11:42 GMT 1
Do whatever you want, man. I'm not complaining.
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