Post by Lily Ariel Linders on May 26, 2012 21:54:40 GMT 1
I wasn't sure if this would belong in this section of the forum; it's not Mass Effect fanfiction but it's not an original story, either. I wrote this for a friend of mine when he made a comment about Lord Sheogorath, the Lord of Dementia (from The Elder Scrolls: Shivering Isles), and my rather sleep-deprived at the time mind immediately corrupted it and put a tune to it. So it is a mash-up of Shivering Isles and Man of La Mancha (song: I, Don Quixote). Enjoy! ;D (Oh, I am a bad bad girl...)
Also, there will be only this one 'chapter', so to speak - so if anyone wants to comment for any reason, feel free to post under this thread...
The Ballad of Sheogorath
Hear me now, O thou Heathens and Zealots of mine
Worship me, or I'll rip out your spine!
You may think you have free will and not toe the line
But you'll all be mine time after time!
I am Lord Sheogorath!
The Lord of Dementia!
And of Mania; yes, I rule both...
And the wild thoughts in my head
Have you dancing to my tune
You will always keep me entertained...
Always keep me entertained...
You wouldn't like me when I'm bored!
Jyggalag, I'm Jyggalag,
I conquer the Isles each thousand years...
I'll have my revenge somehow,
On those fools who dared curse me...
Hear me now, O Demented and Maniacs all,
All your paranoid ramblings are moot...
You belong to me and you will never be free,
For your lives are devoted to me!
I am Lord Sheogorath!
The Lord of Dementia!
And of Mania; yes, I rule both...
And the Isles under my rule
Will prosper with madness
And the Greymarch is over at last...
The Greymarch is over at last...
And I've thwarted Order once more!
The End.
Also, there will be only this one 'chapter', so to speak - so if anyone wants to comment for any reason, feel free to post under this thread...
The Ballad of Sheogorath
Hear me now, O thou Heathens and Zealots of mine
Worship me, or I'll rip out your spine!
You may think you have free will and not toe the line
But you'll all be mine time after time!
I am Lord Sheogorath!
The Lord of Dementia!
And of Mania; yes, I rule both...
And the wild thoughts in my head
Have you dancing to my tune
You will always keep me entertained...
Always keep me entertained...
You wouldn't like me when I'm bored!
Jyggalag, I'm Jyggalag,
I conquer the Isles each thousand years...
I'll have my revenge somehow,
On those fools who dared curse me...
Hear me now, O Demented and Maniacs all,
All your paranoid ramblings are moot...
You belong to me and you will never be free,
For your lives are devoted to me!
I am Lord Sheogorath!
The Lord of Dementia!
And of Mania; yes, I rule both...
And the Isles under my rule
Will prosper with madness
And the Greymarch is over at last...
The Greymarch is over at last...
And I've thwarted Order once more!
The End.