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Post by jklinders on Sept 30, 2011 22:00:15 GMT 1
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Post by Mister Buch on Sept 30, 2011 23:57:08 GMT 1
Awesome, JK, thanks for finding that. ;D
And I see "Scheduling conflict" is the excuse they're pushing! I think the real story was slightly more like this-
*The offices of the Canadian Film Board. A phone rings*
REYNOLDS: Hello? It's Ryan Reynolds.
CANADA: Oh God. Ryan, are you at least wearing a shirt this time?
REYNOLDS: Look - I need your help! Please can I have a star on the walk of fame?
CANADA: Oh... uh... really?
REYNOLDS: I'm desperate! Pathetic and desperate! Hollywood stopped returning my calls! And Scarlett Johanssen left me after she started reading the popular internet videogame parody 'Mock Effect' and became romantically obsessed with the author, even going to the extreme of leaking naked pictures to the internet in the hopes of attracting him (although oddly she is yet to muster the courage to contact this mysterious beau) and as such as fallen out of love with me!
CANADA: Well, I'm sorry to hear that, Ryan, but it is a VERY good parody...
REYNOLDS: Please! You know, I have been in several smash-hit Hollywood movies, including the very impressive 'Buried' and 'Fireflies in the Garden'.
CANADA: I didn't watch those because you were in them.
REYNOLDS: I get that a lot. But-
CANADA: Oh... well, oh! Don't you have something else on that day? Oh yeah, yeah, I think Christopher Nolan wanted to speak to you?
REYNOLDS: What?
CANADA: Yeah, about playing Jimmy Olsen or some crap. So maybe next year, hey? Oh no, the phone's breaking up!
*Crackling noises*
REYNOLDS: Not again! Will you call me b----
*Phone cuts off*
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Post by jklinders on Oct 1, 2011 0:36:41 GMT 1
Full of win Buch. Just so...very...full... of win.
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