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Post by Cali on Aug 20, 2011 23:56:47 GMT 1
You know those moments when you're watching a movie where you feel like your mind has been ravished, your intelligence insulted, your expectations shattered (in a bad way), or pretty much anything that quite literally pisses you off when watching a movie?
If you're looking to get it all off your chest and have to vent on how bad a particular part of a movie was, then look no further than this thread brothers and sisters! These are crappy moments in cinema, and we all hate 'em.
For starters: Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome
The movie originally looked like it was being set up for an engrossing, "Yojimbo" style story set in a gritty, sandy post apocalyptic New South Wales. And then once those little tribal brats showed up, it took a turn for the stupid.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Aug 22, 2011 17:00:42 GMT 1
Transformers II.....ALL OF IT.
If i have to narrow it down, it's probably every scene with the fucking humans in it. and oh, dogs humping each other and Sam's mum being high as a kite. Also some old dude in a thong. Because that's what i wanted from a movie called TRANSFORMERS!
I mean the stuff with the Transformers was decent enough, but jesus h christ, enough with the fucking humans! You dont see beast wars pulling that shit !
Edit: forgot about Skits and Mudflap...hate those two.
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Post by jklinders on Aug 22, 2011 17:03:01 GMT 1
Might qualify more as a crappy eon but here is my contribution.
The whole freaking thing of course.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Aug 22, 2011 17:07:23 GMT 1
It has been a while...but why does this movie suck? Beisde being propoganda to join the legion of Postmen?
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Post by jklinders on Aug 22, 2011 17:13:34 GMT 1
It has been a while...but why does this movie suck? Beisde being propoganda to join the legion of Postmen? Short answer is Kevin Costner can't act worth shit and the movie is nearly 3 hours of him. Longer answer is that it is crappy adaptation of novel that may or may not have been better but it doesn't matter because Costner is playing the same character he had played in the 2 or three stinkers that preceded it. Whether it's Robin Hood Prince of thieves (an OK movie), Dances With Wolves(great to watch...once) Waterworld or this he plays the...exact...same...character badly
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Post by Mr. Glow on Aug 22, 2011 17:14:02 GMT 1
Where are the Rifftrax crew when you need them? Watching them riff on the Breaking Dawn film(s) could be the funniest thing ever.
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Post by jklinders on Aug 22, 2011 17:18:33 GMT 1
The Twilight vid requires me by law to post something like this.
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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 23, 2011 0:57:13 GMT 1
Transformers II.....ALL OF IT. Agreed. But for a particular moment in the new Transformers series, here's the bit where my childhood and happiness died. Everything about that is suffering to me. Even the way it's shot, even the sound effects.
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Post by jklinders on Aug 23, 2011 1:02:56 GMT 1
I really didn't know Micheal Bay was 5. I thought it was a fully grown man that was responsible for these abominable movies. But no, he's 5. Only a 5 year old would trot out bathroom humour that obnoxiously immature. Someone broke into Steven Spielburg's bank vault and gave their spoiled 5 year old brat 100 million dollars to make a movie. And people have watched and are continuing to watch it.
Thank God I had the presence of mind to avoid all 3 of these turds.
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Post by Battlechantress on Aug 23, 2011 5:07:39 GMT 1
Where are the Rifftrax crew when you need them? Watching them riff on the Breaking Dawn film(s) could be the funniest thing ever. Oh, that day will come... just not soon enough.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Aug 23, 2011 12:39:58 GMT 1
Let's hope that Breaking Dawn is riffable. because from what I have heard, Eclipse became unriffable due to the lack of narm charm from the first two movies.
For in terms of shitty moments in the cinemas, was the climatic point in the Curse of the Golden Flower. It's like rocks fall, everyone dies ending, except the big bad survives. I get it, it supposed to be a tragedy, but to me it felt like an ending fatigue imo. I expected more than just the empress screaming like a maniac and a sudden cut to the credits. Or I don't know. Something that gives out a closure, even if it's a downer ending of sorts.
Besides, I think Hero is a better example of a downer ending of a cinematic Wuxia film.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Aug 23, 2011 19:45:49 GMT 1
Transformers II.....ALL OF IT. Agreed. But for a particular moment in the new Transformers series, here's the bit where my childhood and happiness died. Everything about that is suffering to me. Even the way it's shot, even the sound effects. I wrote reviews for Transformers II and III, click below if you want to have a look. forums.wolverinefiles.com/topic/3545445/1/Transformers (except for that one scene) was okay because of the final battle and how it tied so well to the Transformers franchise. Optimus and Megatron duking it out, one shall stand one shall fall. you only go to the Transformer movies because of those two!
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Post by Cali on Sept 7, 2011 15:51:29 GMT 1
Taylor Lautner (who played that Werewolf dude who was constantly shirtless in Twilight) is in an action movie called Abduction.
A part of me suffered instant death after seeing the trailer.
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