Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Nov 25, 2012 18:30:23 GMT 1
One month to go before the shiniest and sparkliest day of the year, everyone! Damn, but I do so love Christmas...
So I thought I'd rewrite a classic Holiday Poem. I was inspired when my best friend made a random comment in our morning Multiplayer Adventure when he and I and Linders were playing, and it inspired me to write this:
The Twelve Days of Combat: A Mass Effect Christmas
On the First day of combat, The Reapers sent at me:
A Geth Prime shooting at me...
On the Second day of combat, The Reapers sent at me:
Two possessed Scions and a Geth Prime shooting at me...
On the Third day of combat, The Reapers sent at me:
Three Geth-y bombers, two possessed Scions, and a Geth Prime shooting at me...
On the Fourth day of combat, The Reapers sent at me:
Four Sentry Turrets, three Geth-y bombers, two possessed Scions, and a Geth Prime shooting at me...
On the Fifth day of combat, The Reapers sent at me:
Five Cann-i-bals... four Sentry Turrets, three Geth-y bombers, two possessed Scions, and a Geth Prime shooting at me...
On the Sixth day of combat, The Reapers sent at me:
Six Cerberus Troopers, five Cann-i-bals... four Sentry Turrets, three Geth-y bombers, two possessed Scions, and a Geth Prime shooting at me...
On the Seventh day of combat, The Reapers sent at me:
Seven Swarmers swarming, six Cerberus Troopers, five Cann-i-bals... four Sentry Turrets, three Geth-y bombers, two possessed Scions, and a Geth Prime shooting at me...
On the Eighth day of combat, The Reapers sent at me:
Eight Atlas' stomping, seven Swarmers swarming, six Cerberus Troopers, five Cann-i-bals... four Sentry Turrets, three Geth-y bombers, two possessed Scions, and a Geth Prime shooting at me...
On the Ninth day of combat, The Reapers sent at me:
Nine Phantoms dancing, eight Atlas' stomping, seven Swarmers swarming, six Cerberus Troopers, five Cann-i-bals... four Sentry Turrets, three Geth-y bombers, two possessed Scions, and a Geth Prime shooting at me...
On the Tenth day of combat, The Reapers sent at me:
Ten Collectors leaping, nine Phantoms dancing, eight Atlas' stomping, seven Swarmers swarming, six Cerberus Troopers, five Cann-i-bals... four Sentry Turrets, three Geth-y bombers, two possessed Scions, and a Geth Prime shooting at me...
On the Eleventh day of combat, The Reapers sent at me:
Eleven screaming Banshees, ten Collectors leaping, nine Phantoms dancing, eight Atlas' stomping, seven Swarmers swarming, six Cerberus Troopers, five Cann-i-bals... four Sentry Turrets, three Geth-y bombers, two possessed Scions, and a Geth Prime shooting at me...
On the Twelfth day of combat, The Reapers sent at me:
Twelve Collector Captains, eleven screaming Banshees, ten Collectors leaping, nine Phantoms dancing, eight Atlas' stomping, seven Swarmers swarming, six Cerberus Troopers, five Cann-i-bals... four Sentry Turrets, three Geth-y bombers, two possessed Scions, and a Geth Prime shooting at me...
So I thought I'd rewrite a classic Holiday Poem. I was inspired when my best friend made a random comment in our morning Multiplayer Adventure when he and I and Linders were playing, and it inspired me to write this:
The Twelve Days of Combat: A Mass Effect Christmas
On the First day of combat, The Reapers sent at me:
A Geth Prime shooting at me...
On the Second day of combat, The Reapers sent at me:
Two possessed Scions and a Geth Prime shooting at me...
On the Third day of combat, The Reapers sent at me:
Three Geth-y bombers, two possessed Scions, and a Geth Prime shooting at me...
On the Fourth day of combat, The Reapers sent at me:
Four Sentry Turrets, three Geth-y bombers, two possessed Scions, and a Geth Prime shooting at me...
On the Fifth day of combat, The Reapers sent at me:
Five Cann-i-bals... four Sentry Turrets, three Geth-y bombers, two possessed Scions, and a Geth Prime shooting at me...
On the Sixth day of combat, The Reapers sent at me:
Six Cerberus Troopers, five Cann-i-bals... four Sentry Turrets, three Geth-y bombers, two possessed Scions, and a Geth Prime shooting at me...
On the Seventh day of combat, The Reapers sent at me:
Seven Swarmers swarming, six Cerberus Troopers, five Cann-i-bals... four Sentry Turrets, three Geth-y bombers, two possessed Scions, and a Geth Prime shooting at me...
On the Eighth day of combat, The Reapers sent at me:
Eight Atlas' stomping, seven Swarmers swarming, six Cerberus Troopers, five Cann-i-bals... four Sentry Turrets, three Geth-y bombers, two possessed Scions, and a Geth Prime shooting at me...
On the Ninth day of combat, The Reapers sent at me:
Nine Phantoms dancing, eight Atlas' stomping, seven Swarmers swarming, six Cerberus Troopers, five Cann-i-bals... four Sentry Turrets, three Geth-y bombers, two possessed Scions, and a Geth Prime shooting at me...
On the Tenth day of combat, The Reapers sent at me:
Ten Collectors leaping, nine Phantoms dancing, eight Atlas' stomping, seven Swarmers swarming, six Cerberus Troopers, five Cann-i-bals... four Sentry Turrets, three Geth-y bombers, two possessed Scions, and a Geth Prime shooting at me...
On the Eleventh day of combat, The Reapers sent at me:
Eleven screaming Banshees, ten Collectors leaping, nine Phantoms dancing, eight Atlas' stomping, seven Swarmers swarming, six Cerberus Troopers, five Cann-i-bals... four Sentry Turrets, three Geth-y bombers, two possessed Scions, and a Geth Prime shooting at me...
On the Twelfth day of combat, The Reapers sent at me:
Twelve Collector Captains, eleven screaming Banshees, ten Collectors leaping, nine Phantoms dancing, eight Atlas' stomping, seven Swarmers swarming, six Cerberus Troopers, five Cann-i-bals... four Sentry Turrets, three Geth-y bombers, two possessed Scions, and a Geth Prime shooting at me...