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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Jul 17, 2013 13:45:02 GMT 1
You want to be the lunk-headed luxan who will be the target of a focused trolling campaign?
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Jul 17, 2013 23:05:09 GMT 1
Its that or the little guy, whathisface. Keeps floating around, being sneaky and farts helium.
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Jul 17, 2013 23:15:50 GMT 1
So you want to be Rygel? You go from a lunkheaded but badass warrior to a whiny little shit who sells everyone out at any opportunity?
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Jul 18, 2013 16:58:51 GMT 1
I'm Belgian.
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Post by jklinders on Jul 18, 2013 17:11:06 GMT 1
there is a joke there but
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Sept 1, 2013 14:49:10 GMT 1
So here's one that just takes the cake.
I dreamt that I was fighting in a tournament in celebration of the 25th anniversary of making First Contact with aliens when I was kidnapped from the tournament (along with the other top fighters), reverse-aged to being a toddler, then brainwashed and slowly raised to be some sort of soldier in the aliens' secret police while they slowly took over the world in a manner similar to the Visitors from V. Later, Bruce fucking Campbell is the leader one of a resistand and one of my targets but he knocks me the fuck out and he and his crew (who include Roddy Piper, Chyna, Johnny Gat, Krieger (from the series Archer), Bruce Willis, Gene Wilder reprising his Young Frankenstein performance, and the original Ghostbusters crew) do their damndest to break my brainwashing. Once the brainwashing was broken, I was assigned to be in an assault team with Chyna and Gat with our handler was also Bruce Campbell's chief of staff: the Voerman Sisters from Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines.
The evil aliens' leadership consisted of Alan Rickman as the overall leader, Kate Mulgrew as his Chief of Operations/Second in Command, Black Widow as a member of my old crew, and Claudia Black as my old handler.
Sadly, I didn't get much further than completing a low-level raid on a minor alien building (using a mix of stealth and improvised weapons since the resistance was very new and poorly equipped) when my roommate's alarm woke me up.
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Sept 1, 2013 15:32:22 GMT 1
So here's one that just takes the cake. I dreamt that I was fighting in a tournament in celebration of the 25th anniversary of making First Contact with aliens when I was kidnapped from the tournament (along with the other top fighters), reverse-aged to being a toddler, then brainwashed and slowly raised to be some sort of soldier in the aliens' secret police while they slowly took over the world in a manner similar to the Visitors from V. Later, Bruce fucking Campbell is the leader one of a resist my targets but he knocks me the fuck out and he and his crew (who include Roddy Piper, Chyna, Johnny Gat, Krieger (from the series Archer), Bruce Willis, Gene Wilder reprising his Young Frankenstein performance, and the original Ghostbusters crew) do their damndest to break my brainwashing. Once the brainwashing was broken, I was assigned to be in an assault team with Chyna and Gat with our handler was also Bruce Campbell's chief of staff: the Voerman Sisters from Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines. The evil aliens' leadership consisted of Alan Rickman as the overall leader, Kate Mulgrew as his Chief of Operations/Second in Command, Black Widow as a member of my old crew, and Claudia Black as my old handler. Sadly, I didn't get much further than completing a low-level raid on a minor alien building (using a mix of stealth and improvised weapons since the resistance was very new and poorly equipped) when my roommate's alarm woke me up. Wow... Iron, that's a wacky dream... I feel I must ask... what were you eating / drinking before going to sleep??
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Post by jklinders on Sept 1, 2013 15:36:17 GMT 1
So here's one that just takes the cake. I dreamt that I was fighting in a tournament in celebration of the 25th anniversary of making First Contact with aliens when I was kidnapped from the tournament (along with the other top fighters), reverse-aged to being a toddler, then brainwashed and slowly raised to be some sort of soldier in the aliens' secret police while they slowly took over the world in a manner similar to the Visitors from V. Later, Bruce fucking Campbell is the leader one of a resist my targets but he knocks me the fuck out and he and his crew (who include Roddy Piper, Chyna, Johnny Gat, Krieger (from the series Archer), Bruce Willis, Gene Wilder reprising his Young Frankenstein performance, and the original Ghostbusters crew) do their damndest to break my brainwashing. Once the brainwashing was broken, I was assigned to be in an assault team with Chyna and Gat with our handler was also Bruce Campbell's chief of staff: the Voerman Sisters from Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines. The evil aliens' leadership consisted of Alan Rickman as the overall leader, Kate Mulgrew as his Chief of Operations/Second in Command, Black Widow as a member of my old crew, and Claudia Black as my old handler. Sadly, I didn't get much further than completing a low-level raid on a minor alien building (using a mix of stealth and improvised weapons since the resistance was very new and poorly equipped) when my roommate's alarm woke me up.
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Sept 1, 2013 15:46:33 GMT 1
So here's one that just takes the cake. I dreamt that I was fighting in a tournament in celebration of the 25th anniversary of making First Contact with aliens when I was kidnapped from the tournament (along with the other top fighters), reverse-aged to being a toddler, then brainwashed and slowly raised to be some sort of soldier in the aliens' secret police while they slowly took over the world in a manner similar to the Visitors from V. Later, Bruce fucking Campbell is the leader one of a resistance and my targets but he knocks me the fuck out and he and his crew (who include Roddy Piper, Chyna, Johnny Gat, Krieger (from the series Archer), Bruce Willis, Gene Wilder reprising his Young Frankenstein performance, and the original Ghostbusters crew) do their damndest to break my brainwashing. Once the brainwashing was broken, I was assigned to be in an assault team with Chyna and Gat with our handler was also Bruce Campbell's chief of staff: the Voerman Sisters from Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines. The evil aliens' leadership consisted of Alan Rickman as the overall leader, Kate Mulgrew as his Chief of Operations/Second in Command, Black Widow as a member of my old crew, and Claudia Black as my old handler. Sadly, I didn't get much further than completing a low-level raid on a minor alien building (using a mix of stealth and improvised weapons since the resistance was very new and poorly equipped) when my roommate's alarm woke me up. Wow... Iron, that's a wacky dream... I feel I must ask... what were you eating / drinking before going to sleep?? Glenlivet 12 year single-malt scotch. But I've been on a heavy VtMB kick along with my best friend telling me about how awesome Saints Row 4 is. I was actually shocked as hell that Molly Millions (from William Gibson's Sprawl trilogy) didn't show up, what with me diving back into cyberpunk.
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Sept 1, 2013 16:01:37 GMT 1
Well, maybe she'll show up next time, Iron... maybe next time... Hell, I'm just waiting for the night I have my next Elder Scrolls-related dream, since the last time I had one (that I remember) it involved teddy bears in daedric armour swarming out of a forest to defend me from dremora... LOL
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Sept 1, 2013 18:24:45 GMT 1
goddamnit Iron, having better dreams then i have...
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Post by Cali on Sept 1, 2013 22:36:09 GMT 1
Well, at least Iron is proof that I'm not the only one with a derailed circadian rhythm who has crazy-ass dreams.
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Sept 1, 2013 23:41:04 GMT 1
Forgot to mention: about the time that alarm woke me up, Johnny Gat had commandeered an alien heavy battle tank that used a linear accelerator cannon (similar to a cannon in Mass Effect) as its primary weapon... when we were supposed to be on a stealthy recon mission...
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Sept 2, 2013 17:32:10 GMT 1
Well in the nature of my dreams having continuity...
So I left off where Johnny Gat had just gotten ahold of an alien tank with a linear accelerator cannon and went on a rampage, thus blowing what was supposed to be a stealthy recon mission. Somehow Chyna and I managed to get ahold of some of the guards' weapons (plasma bolt weapons akin to Star Wars blasters) and held them off until Gat's tank was disabled. To get out of there, we stole a gunship that resembled the flying hunter-killers from the future scenes in the first two Terminator movies to make our escape in. Since I retained my knowledge of alien tech from my time as their agent, I took the pilot's seat while Chyna and Gat got on the turrets (plasma bolt cannons). In addition to flying the craft, I also was in control of the forward weapons bank which consisted of a pair of linear accelerator guns geared for high rate of fire rather than sheer impact force (more machine gun than heavy cannon) and a pair of rocket launchers that fired a kind of napalm rocket that uses burning plasma as the warhead filler. After we finished trashing the base, we ditched the gunship a good fifty miles away from our hideout, blew it up after we took needed supplies from the emergency kits, and made our way back home. When we get back, I jump Gat's shit for blowing our cover like he did. His answer was: "Their fuckin' fault for leavin' the keys in the goddamned ignition..."
Which was about the time my roommate's alarm woke me up again.
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Sept 2, 2013 17:37:56 GMT 1
Well in the nature of my dreams having continuity... So I left off where Johnny Gat had just gotten ahold of an alien tank with a linear accelerator cannon and went on a rampage, thus blowing what was supposed to be a stealthy recon mission. Somehow Chyna and I managed to get ahold of some of the guards' weapons (plasma bolt weapons akin to Star Wars blasters) and held them off until Gat's tank was disabled. To get out of there, we stole a gunship that resembled the flying hunter-killers from the future scenes in the first two Terminator movies to make our escape in. Since I retained my knowledge of alien tech from my time as their agent, I took the pilot's seat while Chyna and Gat got on the turrets (plasma bolt cannons). In addition to flying the craft, I also was in control of the forward weapons bank which consisted of a pair of linear accelerator guns geared for high rate of fire rather than sheer impact force (more machine gun than heavy cannon) and a pair of rocket launchers that fired a kind of napalm rocket that uses burning plasma as the warhead filler. After we finished trashing the base, we ditched the gunship a good fifty miles away from our hideout, blew it up after we took needed supplies from the emergency kits, and made our way back home. When we get back, I jump Gat's shit for blowing our cover like he did. His answer was: "Their fuckin' fault for leavin' the keys in the goddamned ignition..." Which was about the time my roommate's alarm woke me up again. Wow, Iron! Serial Dreaming! Nice one! That is awesome... lol Kinda wish my dreams had continuity like that... I mean, really... the dream I had last night that I won the lottery, maybe tonight I'll dream that the lottery winnings end up paying for a really kick-ass wedding and follow-up awesome honeymoon in Europe or something... It'd be nice to visit the UK, or Italy, maybe see the Vatican... Yes, I am that girly sometimes...
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