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Post by Mr. Glow on Jun 4, 2012 5:38:57 GMT 1
I've been a huge fan of the bloke ever since I saw this.
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Post by Battlechantress on Jun 23, 2012 3:55:36 GMT 1
"My parrot sued me for lining his cage with the National Enquirer, claiming severe emotional distress from having to read that crap all day."
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Jun 25, 2012 18:02:37 GMT 1
DO a Barrel Roll!
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Post by Aerecura on Jun 30, 2012 5:10:58 GMT 1
This tumblr has some great quotes on it. "All of your risottos are the worst risottos I've ever met."
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Jul 4, 2012 16:08:43 GMT 1
Not sure if this is the right thread to post this in, but it made me laugh so hard I had to share it.
I got this from the IYAMLOL site, where people post funny stories from their everyday lives.
*1172 | Port Orchard, WA, USA | USA | School | Comments*
"Two years ago, our school played music during lunch on a random shuffle. As one song ended, another immediately started. As we were trying to enjoy our lunches, “Baby” by Justin Bieber came on. Half of the commons immediately screamed and evacuated. The deans couldn’t even bust anyone for taking their lunches outside, because they were too busy laughing at the reactions of students. IYAMLOL."
Baby, baby, oh... baby, baby, no! ;D
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Jul 10, 2012 1:23:55 GMT 1
ok... some of you might want to send the nice men in white coats after me for this one but...
'There are two things in this world that make one truly feel alive: fighting and fucking. Sometimes fucking just ain't on the menu."- Me
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Jul 10, 2012 1:36:59 GMT 1
I give you an exalt.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jul 10, 2012 8:18:59 GMT 1
If you replace the former and possibly the latter with drinking tea, you've got my life!
But drinking tea is always on the menu.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Jul 10, 2012 9:27:00 GMT 1
You are a faggot, Harry!
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Jul 11, 2012 23:47:09 GMT 1
If you replace the former and possibly the latter with drinking tea, you've got my life! But drinking tea is always on the menu. Could you sound anymore like what most Americans think Brits are like? (IE, obcessed with tea and I swear I read that in the accent reserved solely for Her Majesty and her family...)
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Post by Clint Johnston on Jul 12, 2012 5:43:39 GMT 1
It's not their fault. Political pressure and trade agreements allowed coffee to gain a solid hold on our economy early on.
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Post by Aerecura on Jul 19, 2012 2:25:06 GMT 1
Watching the Sound of Music in order to pick out a few good scenes to show to my creative writing workshop tomorrow (we're doing screenwriting/dramatic writing tomorrow). God, what a grand movie.
"I'm Kurt, I'm eleven, and I'm incorrigible."
*pause*
"What's incorrigible?"
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Post by jklinders on Jul 19, 2012 4:14:59 GMT 1
Truly a brilliant movie.
However I must restrict myself to no more than one viewing to every year or so. I risk falling into a diabetic come otherwise from how sickeningly sweet and innocent the whole thing is.
Lily likes musicals, I'm certain you know that but she was like 'I'm going into diabetic shock here."
Weirdly (take notes Buch) I saw it before she did. Not my fault really, my mom loves that movie, but can only handle about one viewing per year.
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Post by Clint Johnston on Jul 19, 2012 5:38:56 GMT 1
I love that movie.
Fun story: My mother tricked my father into watching it. They were up at her folks place and had some time to themselves. Mom scans the TV guide and sees Sound of music will be on. She tells Dad that it's a war story. He's a big history buff, so he immediately agrees. The movie starts. He waits. An hour goes by. "Where's the war?" "Soon, soon, the gun scene is coming up!" He waited through that entire movie. When it was over, he never watched the whole thing again, and still cringed when Mom retold the story!
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Jul 19, 2012 13:54:29 GMT 1
I love that movie. Fun story: My mother tricked my father into watching it. They were up at her folks place and had some time to themselves. Mom scans the TV guide and sees Sound of music will be on. She tells Dad that it's a war story. He's a big history buff, so he immediately agrees. The movie starts. He waits. An hour goes by. "Where's the war?" "Soon, soon, the gun scene is coming up!" He waited through that entire movie. When it was over, he never watched the whole thing again, and still cringed when Mom retold the story! That's hilarious! Kudos to your Mom for being so witty and clever... ;D
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