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Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 17, 2017 0:30:23 GMT 1
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Post by Cali on Nov 17, 2017 4:10:05 GMT 1
Naughty Dog is getting a lump of coal for the large, roaring fart that was The Last of Us 2's trailer.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Mar 16, 2018 20:44:52 GMT 1
When you beat one of the final bosses of Persona 5, the cutscene afterwards has the (supposedly highly intelligent) character raging about how he just can't understand how he could lose to someone like you.
Dude, it was cause I had a reflect physical damage shield on and you repeatedly buffed yourself and punched me.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Mar 19, 2018 22:57:51 GMT 1
There's this thing that really sucks in Persona 3 where you can't have Social Links with any of your male teammates, and have to hang out with lame side characters, instead.
In WRPG terms, it's like some insane version of Mass Effect 2 where Garrus doesn't have a Loyalty Mission but Ambassador Udina does.
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Post by Cali on Jun 14, 2018 4:54:59 GMT 1
While I've been enjoying Vampyr far more than most people have, the part where The boss fight where Johnathon has to fight his vampirized sister, Mary, was so fucking cornily done. Maybe it was the stupid prissy music or the fact that she was carrying a cross and her stupid spider-lady voice but I had to pause the game to laugh every once in a while. ...I mean, you might as well have had that boss floating around in an umbrella and siccing bats on you. Also Helena Bonham Carter should have voiced her.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jun 14, 2018 22:26:52 GMT 1
I thought it was alright. Was a fairly challenging fight, the fact you could be pragmatic and snack on that bystander before the boss did it was pretty cool. Did find it annoying that all the stuff Mary tried to guilt me with during the fight was stuff I'd done due to the dialogue wheel being obtuse.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jun 28, 2018 8:31:28 GMT 1
Fuck you, you French fuck. No amount of Clancy Brown yaoi can save this shit of a game.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Aug 13, 2018 22:32:44 GMT 1
I got Sonic Heroes for Christmas one year, and I played it all morning. It was my first Sonic game since Sonic 2 on the Mega Drive. I remember feeling a combination of hurt in finding out a Sonic game could totally suck, and guilt that I would even dislike a then-full-priced PS2 game my parents had got me.
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Post by Cali on Aug 14, 2018 0:08:29 GMT 1
I got Test Drive 5 for my birthday one year so I know the pain.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Aug 30, 2018 23:40:34 GMT 1
Remember when the Batmobile got crushed in Batman Arkahm Knight and they thought it was as upsetting as the horse falling in Shadow of the Collossus?
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Post by Mr. Glow on Sept 10, 2018 8:41:28 GMT 1
Really not a fan of how Insomniac handled my favourite Spider-Man villain. Post credits spoilers: They made Norman Osborn unambiguously love his son. Talk about character assassination!
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Post by Mr. Glow on Oct 9, 2018 22:18:02 GMT 1
I'm Not Afraid... to say Assassin's Creed Origins and Odyssey both suck compared to AC2.
If Ubisoft were to go on stage at E3 next year, say the next AC game is 20 hours long, doesn't have level gating, doesn't have facile dialogue choices, doesn't have a million camps with one gear chest to loot and one guy to stab, my smile would indeed be big.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 13, 2018 14:55:19 GMT 1
The fact Mass Effect and Fallot New Vegas have never been remastered onto the PS4 makes me wanna go into a bar and scream "Fuck!" at the top of my lungs, a la Nic Cage in Deadfall.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jan 26, 2019 23:30:42 GMT 1
I tried playing This Is The Police, but when it became evident you can't roleplay as Captain Holt, I quickly dropped it.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Feb 13, 2019 2:12:31 GMT 1
The Outer Worlds' gameplay looks boring and I haven't heard anything about the story or world that truly intrigues me.
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