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Post by Rascarin on Aug 10, 2009 19:13:20 GMT 1
And then accidentally switch the salt in the salt pot for potassium-chloride instead. Just remember not to use it...
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Post by Hodster on Aug 10, 2009 19:15:31 GMT 1
Looks like it's going to be war in Zars household.
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Post by Zarsthor on Aug 10, 2009 19:17:21 GMT 1
There contracts until may. If I add laxatives to there coffee it doesn't bother me.
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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 10, 2009 23:42:57 GMT 1
Just please get rid of them as soon as you can. May? Man, that's a long time.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Aug 11, 2009 3:27:17 GMT 1
I'm tempted to "accidentally" switch there twinings tea for a cheap bag. Then "accidentally" switch there shampoo for super glue. DOOOOOOOOO IT! Switch the ham in their sandwich for spam meat, add sugar into the salt container or vice-versa, add cats poo under their bed, switch apple juice to apple vinegar Just think of anything to piss em' off enough to make them get out of the house.
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Post by Zarsthor on Aug 11, 2009 14:48:18 GMT 1
Ha ha! I'll try!
I remember a few months ago when dave was using all my stuff and not washing it up and I got so tired of asking him to do it I made him come downstairs whilst I held his plates hostage and threatened to smash them. He did the washing up!
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Aug 12, 2009 7:51:03 GMT 1
One more thing to suggest....
swap a cheap mayonaise for the condition XD
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Post by Zarsthor on Aug 12, 2009 12:34:51 GMT 1
Ha ha! Sounds like a plan that one. I just swtitched there tea this morning. They really pissed me fof today. They kept me awake until 3am with there fighting then woke me at 8am playing music really loud. Tried to ignore the music, asked them to turn it down a number of tiems and they turned it up. I had to call my mother to calm me down. i really thought I was gonna go on a sleep deprived crazy fit and knife them or something stupid. I'm asking them to leave. If they refuse I'm going to talk to my lawyer about this and see if we can forcibly kick them. I am absolutely shattered at the moment and I have to go do a recording session from 3pm till probably midnight so I'm going to be wasted. Need sugar rush.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Aug 12, 2009 12:48:43 GMT 1
Use Jarete
Brings their morale down to a notch
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Post by Hodster on Aug 12, 2009 15:50:09 GMT 1
Good kick them out!
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Post by Zarsthor on Aug 13, 2009 0:08:16 GMT 1
Whats a Jaret?
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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 13, 2009 0:55:48 GMT 1
I believe that was David Bowie's character in "Labyrinth".
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Post by Zarsthor on Aug 13, 2009 2:18:08 GMT 1
I don't udnerstand how I can use David Bowie to lower Daves moral. lol Then again if I play some of his more ludacrius albums at full volume all night that might do the trick. lol "And Baby said? Jump magic! Jump Magic! Dance Magic! Dance Magic!"
Anywho, I'm kind of upset at the moment with him more than usual. I spent ages making Chickpea curry. Lots of very expensive spices went into it and I made enough for dinner and some to store for later this week because Chickpea curry is made to be stored. Its supposed to soak in its own juices for at least 2 days before reaching its perfection... Anywho we had it with some of my garden potato's and Daniel even said it was my best one yet. I think it was because I ignored the recipe and added more Cumin seeds this time... well I left half I was gonna freeze in the pan to cool before transferring it over. Not good to throw hot food in the freezer. Whilst I'm upstairs Dave comes home and places my chickpea curry in a bag by the door. Just to rub it in a bit more he mixed it with what looks like vomit but is probably just his woman's cooking. He then went into hiding in his room. Daniel is very angry at him. Theres talk of a punch up tomorrow... he also messed with my shower stuff again and opened the windows full so the house now has no heat apart from his room which is sandwiched in the insulation zone. I now think he is actually trying to kill me because he knows I can't get to cold or my respiratory gets bad.
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Post by Rascarin on Aug 13, 2009 2:24:53 GMT 1
That fucker has got to go. Seriously, that guy sounds like the biggest c**t ever.
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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 13, 2009 2:29:27 GMT 1
I don't udnerstand how I can use David Bowie to lower Daves moral. lol Just say 'I wish the Goblin King would take Dave away' - that's not so hard is it?
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