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Post by Tillian Panthesis on May 4, 2019 15:15:23 GMT 1
My reaction every time a judge in the court gave a shocked look in my direction, especially when I'm the only one sitting in the public gallery.
I would totally understand if I'm wearing clown shoes or something, but guess what? I'm not.
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Post by Mr. Glow on May 4, 2019 20:27:12 GMT 1
Just gonna get my pithy one-line review of Rocketman out there now:
Yankee Candle in the Wind
There we go, I said it first.
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Post by Mr. Glow on May 9, 2019 23:49:26 GMT 1
I've never seen any of the Beverly Hills Cop films, and I'm sad that if I did watch them, they'd almost certainly never live up to how cool my young, Rush Hour-loving, Eddie Murphy-idolising self assumed those forbidden works must've been.
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Post by Cali on May 11, 2019 2:19:24 GMT 1
The original is still fucking amazing.
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Post by Cali on May 14, 2019 3:37:22 GMT 1
I’m legit thinking about songs ruined by the connotation of some “spooky” violent scene that they were used in and getting kinda angry.
Goodbye Horses, Hurdy Gurdy Man, and Orinoco Flow are great songs ruined by serial killer movies. If somebody uses Running Up That hill or any other Kate Bush song in a movie scene like that I’m gonna track down the person responsible and fax them Goatse until they either call the cops or kill themselves.
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Post by Mr. Glow on May 14, 2019 7:35:34 GMT 1
Strong as I Am and In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida were both enriched by being in Manhunter in awesome scenes of violence, though.
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Post by Mr. Glow on May 23, 2019 20:14:57 GMT 1
I wish I could perform a zandatsu on Brexit.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jul 2, 2019 23:54:06 GMT 1
I have to officially upgrade my status from Plus-sized Man to Fat Piece of Shit.
For real, I've caught myself breathing like late-series Sopranos Gandolfini more than once lately.
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Post by Cali on Jul 2, 2019 23:59:22 GMT 1
Voice chatting on discord will help you burn calories, my man.
Like one or two. But still.
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Post by Cali on Jul 3, 2019 0:02:27 GMT 1
Also I weigh 117 kilograms, bitch. A lot of it is muscle, but still dude, you ain't got shit on me.
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Post by Clint Johnston on Jul 3, 2019 19:37:37 GMT 1
I'm not thin either, but I am taking a proactive approach. I'm not pursuing a severe program, but I go to the gym several times a week, and it lets me de-stress.
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Post by Cali on Jul 3, 2019 19:38:28 GMT 1
American anglophiles who fetishize British (limited to small town or rural upper middle class English/Welsh) culture are friggin’ weird. No, watching Downton Abbey and Mr. Selfridge doesn’t automatically make you sophisticated, idiots. Same thing goes with Gamer people who think British LPers who base the majority of their act on their nationality are “exotic” and “charming”.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jul 3, 2019 20:13:04 GMT 1
Also all this fetishisation of British culture but somehow, Rik Mayall never got over in the States. Fucking Drop Dead Fred.
That or they couldn't grasp the subtle, British humour of Bottom.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jul 13, 2019 0:22:19 GMT 1
American anglophiles who fetishize British (limited to small town or rural upper middle class English/Welsh) culture are friggin’ weird. No, watching Downton Abbey and Mr. Selfridge doesn’t automatically make you sophisticated, idiots. Same thing goes with Gamer people who think British LPers who base the majority of their act on their nationality are “exotic” and “charming”. I actually just ragequit some yank podcasters for dissing Years and Years, despite praising Downton Abbey, a show made by a certified Cunt.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jul 18, 2019 8:31:46 GMT 1
I often wish I'd run away to the circus when I was younger.
But conversely, I wouldn't wanna conform to any of the stereotypical gay roles in the circus (Ringmaster, trapeze, clown) and I imagine the carnies givd you short shrift for tyat sort of thing.
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