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Post by Tillian Panthesis on May 5, 2011 6:26:16 GMT 1
The mother thanked her, but then proceeded to mention that she had made the child swallow ant poison. The student, of course, had to all but demand that the child be brought in to ER immediately (and I hope she called the DHS on that twit too). /facepalm. Apparently the high ENTER score/whatever-points-for-medicine-course isn't enough to keep people with questionable common sense out.
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Post by Mr. Glow on May 5, 2011 8:20:15 GMT 1
Similarly, I accidently drank a capful of bleach when I was a kid.
Explains how I got so awesome, I guess.
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Post by Battlechantress on May 5, 2011 20:59:28 GMT 1
No, the med student is the one who had common sense here. It's the mother who needed an IQ test before reproducing (that she didn't get, obviously). I managed to swallow drain cleaner as a two year old. No, that doesn't explain much of anything.
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Post by Clint Johnston on May 5, 2011 22:09:17 GMT 1
I was a saint of a child. I never ingested poison. I did try to drown my sister though.
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Post by Mister Buch on May 6, 2011 2:58:00 GMT 1
Did she deserve it?
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Post by Clint Johnston on May 6, 2011 4:02:41 GMT 1
No one has ever asked me that before.
And yes, she REFUSED to play the hold your breath for 10 seconds underwater game. So I proved she could. Mom & Dad were not amused.
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Post by Mister Buch on May 7, 2011 0:18:35 GMT 1
Clint, you're....... a monster!
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Post by Clint Johnston on May 7, 2011 5:44:24 GMT 1
So she keeps telling me...
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Post by Mister Buch on May 8, 2011 2:15:26 GMT 1
Oh, she survived this long?
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Post by Clint Johnston on May 8, 2011 7:18:36 GMT 1
I'm working on it, I'm working on it. Right now I need a partner in crime to survive mother's day...
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Post by Mister Buch on May 8, 2011 12:57:27 GMT 1
Mother's Day is pretty unpleasant. We actually had it over here a month ago, but coincidentally it is my mum's birthday!
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Post by Cali on May 8, 2011 23:07:20 GMT 1
I was a rather annoying little kid, but mostly nonbelligerent. I mean, I never inflicted physical violence on people, but I did go into fits of tard rage every now and then.
My brother however was a slightly different story. I remember one traumatizing incident where we were playing around, and I was laying on my back. Next thing I know I open my eyes only to see a naked ass descending toward my innocent four year old face, accompanied by a loud blaring noise, a rush of hot, putrid air, and my own muffled scream.
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Post by Mister Buch on May 8, 2011 23:12:28 GMT 1
Dude, you made that sound... even more terrifying than it would have been.
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Post by Cali on May 8, 2011 23:24:29 GMT 1
Haha. I actually thought it was hilarious, even at the time... ( That is, after my face stopped reeking of ass).
I just needed to warm up my writing skills a bit. Man, I really need to continue working on Cyan Steel...
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Post by Battlechantress on May 14, 2011 5:48:46 GMT 1
I don't even need sedation to tell me that this is all kinds of fucked up: Disney Trademarks Phrase "SEAL Team Six""Yeah, I want Johnny to have that overpriced SEAL Team Six (tm) lunch box over there!" /headdesk I'm sorry, but with relatives in the military, I just think that this is all kinds of wrong for a few reasons that I'm not coherent/sober enough to fully explain at the moment.
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