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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 26, 2011 23:38:52 GMT 1
I also didn't like their tone. I can't say they bothered me particularly, and I don't automatically have a problem with jokes about the Nazis, but those do seem cruel.
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Post by Knightfall on Aug 27, 2011 2:07:56 GMT 1
I think the consensus is that was Nazi best joke you could've made.
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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 27, 2011 4:05:01 GMT 1
I want to keep that going, but I daren't and I don't have one.
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Post by Clint Johnston on Aug 27, 2011 5:27:39 GMT 1
Took me a second, Knight, but I got it...
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Aug 27, 2011 9:40:11 GMT 1
Well how about this one then?
There was a man who had an affair, and that night he was sleeping with the married woman. Her husband came home early that night and he had to hide in her closet. In that closet there was a small by, his lover's son.
'Dark isn't it?" the son asked. "Yes, it is." the man replied nerviously. "I have a soccer ball." "That's nice." "You want to buy it?" "Why would i want to buy a soccer ball?" the man frowned. "Well my dad is outside if you want to talk to-" "Alright alright!" the man took out his wallet." How much?" "250 Euro's."
So the man paid for the soccer ball. The next night, the same scenareo. Man is in bed with his lover, but her husband again came home early so he had to hide in the closet again. Three guesses who was there again as well?
"Dark isn't it?" the boy asked. "Yes it is..." the man sighed. "I have soccer shoes." "That's nice...." he sighed again. "You want to buy them?" The man took out his wallet." How much?" "750 euro's." The man paid for the shoes and waited until he could leave again.
Now a few days later, the boy's dad walked over to the boy. "You want to play some soccer, son?" the dad asked, all smiles." Grab your ball and shoes, we're off." "Wish i could dad." the boy replied." But I dont have them anymore. I sold them." "You sold them?" the dad asked." for how much?" "A 1000 Euro's."
The dad became really upset." How could you overprice your things like that and sell it to your little friends. Your coming with me!" So he took the boy by the arm and dragged him to the church. In the church he shoved the boy in the confession booth. In the booth the little grid opened so the priest and the boy could talk.
"Dark isn't it?" the boy asked. "Dont you start again!" the priest replied.
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Post by jklinders on Aug 27, 2011 20:56:34 GMT 1
That one was better.
The Nazi ones did touch my ick factor a little though.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Aug 28, 2011 9:04:55 GMT 1
Yeh, sorry bout those. Want me to delete 'em?
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Post by jklinders on Aug 28, 2011 16:38:30 GMT 1
Buch hasn't and I'm not asking so it's your call.
The crew have here already probably won't skin you but we seem to be getting newcomers at a faster and faster rate. I can't say the same for them.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Aug 28, 2011 17:59:23 GMT 1
It isn't to much of a taboo where i'm from, but i can understand why some would try to skin me alive for it ^^; I'll delete them, no worries.
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Aug 28, 2011 21:00:17 GMT 1
It isn't to much of a taboo where i'm from, but i can understand why some would try to skin me alive for it ^^; I'll delete them, no worries. Like I said earlier, I don't find many things too sacred to joke about. Random cleverness/awesomeness from my old German teacher (he was from Munich) We were in New York City on a class trip, all of us were speaking nothing but German amongst ourselves, and some drunken idiot says "HEY YOU KRAUT BASTARD! YOUR GRANDFATHER SHOT AT MINE IN WORLD WAR TWO!!" My instructor, without missing a beat, answered with "It's a pity that he missed..."
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Post by Mister Buch on Sept 6, 2011 3:05:24 GMT 1
I don't understand, Amadaus. Do you mean the controversial Nazi jokes from earlier or jokes in general? I don't get what you mean here.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Sept 8, 2011 8:10:31 GMT 1
But Jokes gives character!
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Sept 8, 2011 11:36:59 GMT 1
And guessing off my Nazi jokes, i lack it, it seems hehe....heh....
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Post by jklinders on Sept 9, 2011 10:59:59 GMT 1
Generally it's not humour if someone, somewhere was not hurt in the making of a joke. Humour is something of a coping mechanism for how crappy life can be sometimes.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Sept 9, 2011 12:55:45 GMT 1
Generally it's not humour if someone, somewhere was not hurt in the making of a joke. Humour is something of a coping mechanism for how crappy life can be sometimes. And this is why I've managed to survive this long... No humour makes Till go emo...
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