Mock Effect


Cali: ...I know from experience... Nov 5, 2018 20:59:55 GMT 1
Cali: (Scottish Accent) POWDER AND SHOT! Nov 17, 2018 2:42:23 GMT 1
Cali: It should be a tag team. Slingblade's no. 2 should be Jim Jarmusch (who cameo'd as the fast food guy) from the movie. Nov 27, 2018 23:51:25 GMT 1
Cali: Which Mafia? I mean, by ethnicity? Italian? Sicilian? Russian? Japanese? Dec 13, 2018 3:22:38 GMT 1
Cali: (Extremely annoying ass voice) Clean your room, Glow. Dec 15, 2018 3:33:04 GMT 1
Cali: Needs its own Cronenberg movie. Dec 17, 2018 4:00:17 GMT 1
Cali: Got into a brief sniping match with YouTube personality Count Dankula on Twitter, who accused me of having friends who "fucked plants". Is it just me, or is he getting a little too "politically correct", when he could have accused me of being transgender. Dec 17, 2018 4:01:27 GMT 1 *
Cali: I mean, all his fans hate harmless lifestyles associated with leftism or prog. It woulda been a hit. Dec 17, 2018 4:04:14 GMT 1 *
Cali: Also I farted. Dec 22, 2018 1:17:23 GMT 1
Cali: Many a time where I got fucked over playing Far Cry 3 doing just that. Dec 22, 2018 3:53:58 GMT 1
Cali: (Dutch from RDR2 voice) This used to be a great forum. May the rest... have a good one... all... have an amazing one... we lost Ras... Buch... Ommadawn, Quadrophina, and others... and if it were up to me, I'd throw myself in their place without hesitation! Dec 25, 2018 4:11:51 GMT 1
Cali: (Steve Blum voice) "He farted... it was like a shockwave... the smell passed through the entire base!" Jan 2, 2019 3:33:07 GMT 1
Cali: No Jan 8, 2019 23:46:40 GMT 1
Tillian Panthesis: NO Jan 13, 2019 6:43:22 GMT 1
Cali: Sir I'm afraid... it is a... (Suspenseful Mexican guitar riff) DOUBLE NEGATIVE! Jan 14, 2019 1:21:04 GMT 1
Cali: Can you smell who THE ROCK is gassing? Jan 16, 2019 4:15:18 GMT 1
Cali: okay, I'm leaving. I'm SO sorry. Jan 16, 2019 4:15:27 GMT 1
Cali: Remember when Iron groused about how people on food stamps were holding NASA back from building space colonies or some shit? Jan 26, 2019 6:38:05 GMT 1
Cali: The disappearance of Glow’s recent messages on the shoutbox really made me reach for my Glock in paranoia. Feb 14, 2019 1:39:00 GMT 1
jklinders: He must be messing with you, it wasn't me Feb 15, 2019 22:03:31 GMT 1