Mock Effect


Mr. Glow: Arr Dee Arr Too's gonna go through the same "This is the best game ever! I must destroy any who speak out against it!" to "Fuck, that game was dull and boring. Make the next one more fast-paced and fun" arc that GTA IV did. Nov 22, 2018 19:50:31 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: Death Battle! Nov 24, 2018 18:56:22 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: Slingblade Nov 24, 2018 18:56:33 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: Versus Nov 24, 2018 18:56:46 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: The Real IRA Nov 24, 2018 18:57:00 GMT 1
Cali: It should be a tag team. Slingblade's no. 2 should be Jim Jarmusch (who cameo'd as the fast food guy) from the movie. Nov 27, 2018 23:51:25 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: I didn't get Betrayed at Krondor, but I did get verbally abused by the local youths. Nov 29, 2018 5:14:06 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: Nov 30, 2018 23:06:03 GMT 1 *
Mr. Glow: You can't wash blood from your hands with a gatdam baby wipe! Dec 2, 2018 4:43:09 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: "These are hard men! They've probably been snowballing heroin all night! I doubt a hot lemony drink's gonna assuage their depraved cravings." Dec 3, 2018 0:48:04 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: Let's ruin the country, baby! *Gunshot* THERESA MAY CRY. Dec 11, 2018 4:48:39 GMT 1 *
Mr. Glow: What do you call a Mafia Lieutenant caught having a wank? Dec 13, 2018 1:50:56 GMT 1 *
Cali: Which Mafia? I mean, by ethnicity? Italian? Sicilian? Russian? Japanese? Dec 13, 2018 3:22:38 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: The best one. The main one. The Walkers Crisps of organised crime. Dec 13, 2018 4:43:00 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: I'm a living breathing rebuttal to the alt-right credo that ignoring women gives you the time, money and energy to work out, eat right and "work on yourself". Dec 14, 2018 2:35:01 GMT 1
Cali: (Extremely annoying ass voice) Clean your room, Glow. Dec 15, 2018 3:33:04 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: Can't wait for the plot twist Jordan Peterson is just Peter Capaldi taken over by a really shit, thick alien. Dec 17, 2018 3:02:41 GMT 1
Cali: Needs its own Cronenberg movie. Dec 17, 2018 4:00:17 GMT 1
Cali: Got into a brief sniping match with YouTube personality Count Dankula on Twitter, who accused me of having friends who "fucked plants". Is it just me, or is he getting a little too "politically correct", when he could have accused me of being transgender. Dec 17, 2018 4:01:27 GMT 1 *
Cali: I mean, all his fans hate harmless lifestyles associated with leftism or prog. It woulda been a hit. Dec 17, 2018 4:04:14 GMT 1 *