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Post by Rascarin on Aug 16, 2009 23:35:58 GMT 1
(We don't actually have to make the title applicable if we don't want to, I just wanted to use it).
The old, battle-worn Krogan warship drifted through the silent space of the Sentry Omega, it's engines a dull glow against the black.
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Post by Zarsthor on Aug 16, 2009 23:48:07 GMT 1
The captain of the warship strummed is grubby fingers, on the side of a control panel, pondering whether or not to kill his XO for
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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 17, 2009 0:02:48 GMT 1
...for walking around the ship all day without wearing pants.
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Post by Hodster on Aug 17, 2009 3:24:47 GMT 1
The XO strutted up to the captain and said, with a roar
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Post by Zarsthor on Aug 17, 2009 3:26:02 GMT 1
"All your base r belong to us!" Which finally made him crack and ...
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Aug 17, 2009 12:08:12 GMT 1
... he slapped the back of the XO's head and yelled, "I'm surrounded by assholes! Hey you! Put your pants back on and listen here, asshole!"
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Post by Rascarin on Aug 17, 2009 12:23:32 GMT 1
The XO winced at the sharp blow and, chin trembling with unshed tears at his pain, waddled to his locker to retrieve the pants.
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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 17, 2009 12:59:03 GMT 1
It was then that the explosion occurred.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Aug 17, 2009 14:26:14 GMT 1
From the ships kitchen, where the roasted varren that is stuff with the krogan flavouring was overcooked, causing it to combust.
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Post by Zarsthor on Aug 17, 2009 14:58:44 GMT 1
The chef pulled back his head and screamed "Noooooooooo!" at the exploded meat that had also punctured a hole in ...
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Post by Rascarin on Aug 17, 2009 15:00:29 GMT 1
... the eyeball of the assistant chef.
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Post by Mister Buch on Aug 17, 2009 17:08:42 GMT 1
"If only it could have hit the XO instead," the Captain growled through sharpened silver teeth, clamped together in anguish.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Aug 17, 2009 17:11:31 GMT 1
But then the scones in the kitchen suddenly comes to life.
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Post by Zarsthor on Aug 17, 2009 18:49:55 GMT 1
They ran around in circles before jumping up and biting the XO's goolies causing him to scream like a little girl before ...
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Post by Rascarin on Aug 17, 2009 18:52:23 GMT 1
(whole sentences, Zars!)
... the captain whipped out his shotgun, took aim with practised ease, and blasted the scones into tiny, savoury fragments.
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