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Post by Mr. Glow on May 16, 2011 23:41:03 GMT 1
I'm sorry if I'm overstepping my bounds, but it's been a dragon's age since we've done one of these, so let's go: Commander Shepard lay in a pool of his own blood, reflecting on how this was not his greatest plan ever, while his lifeblood leaked onto his clown pants.
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Post by Knightfall on May 16, 2011 23:43:46 GMT 1
"No," he said through the pain and the honking of his irregular shoes, "flashbacks are for cowards."
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Post by jklinders on May 17, 2011 0:48:55 GMT 1
He closed his eyes as he inevitably started thinking back to events of the night before.
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Post by Knightfall on May 17, 2011 1:19:33 GMT 1
But stopped himself before he got to that point, and lay bleeding out in the present.
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Post by Mister Buch on May 17, 2011 1:42:14 GMT 1
Glow, I think this is a great idea. I know the second One Sentence Story didn't work out so well, but I am definitely in the mood for one now. Also, that picture is hysterical.
As the Commander's twenty-five squad-mates climbed out of their tiny Dogfish-class scouting vehicle, he relented and closed his eyes.
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Post by jklinders on May 17, 2011 2:28:51 GMT 1
One of them ran over ,honking his red nose as he said, "Shepard you idiot, that's why you buckle up in the Dogfish."
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Post by Cali on May 17, 2011 3:38:00 GMT 1
A mercenary sniper with coulrophobia spotted the party as they touched down, immediately dying of a heart attack as his sights fixated on the clown's head.
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Post by Clint Johnston on May 17, 2011 5:33:34 GMT 1
Shepard got to his feet, looking a ridiculous sight in his clown costume; "That the last time I pay for DLC" he said.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on May 17, 2011 14:36:24 GMT 1
"These clown pants weren't even calibrated properly," said Garrus.
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Post by jklinders on May 17, 2011 16:24:11 GMT 1
"No Garrus, for the last time, you are not going to calibrate my pants," Shepard growled tersely.
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Post by Rascarin on May 17, 2011 18:04:37 GMT 1
"It'll lead to improvements in reach AND flexibility. I don't know why you won't let me. I love calibrating." Garrus whined.
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Post by Clint Johnston on May 17, 2011 18:19:40 GMT 1
Zaeed shushed them with a wave, "it's too goddam quiet out here."
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Post by Cali on May 17, 2011 19:05:03 GMT 1
"Possibly because most wildlife here, dead." Mordin replied, examining Shepard's injured torso and handing him a bottle of Vicodin.
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Post by Mr. Glow on May 17, 2011 21:13:32 GMT 1
The Commander downed his vicodin, not hearing the shuffling noises not too far away from the unsuspecting squad.
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Post by Mister Buch on May 17, 2011 23:56:05 GMT 1
"Look!" he spat, "normally when I run over or shoot local fauna, it's hilarious."
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