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Post by jklinders on Jun 17, 2011 13:09:10 GMT 1
Ahhhhh!!! Wasn't the original bad enough?!? When you're bad enough to make Europe sound good you need to run, not walk, as fast as you can from anything resembling a musical instrument.
And meironmaiden...so glad to see another metal fan agree with me about St.Anger. It's refreshing to see someone able to objectively call that song for what it is.
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Jun 17, 2011 20:08:46 GMT 1
The following video says it all. That said, Metallica kicked ass pre-Black Album. I keep hearing people referencing Death Magnetic as "an epic comeback album".
Me: "Unless Death Magnetic can trump Master of Puppets or Ride the Lightning, it's not epic." I listened to DM and lo and behold, it sucks compared to their previous awesomeness.
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Jun 17, 2011 20:31:15 GMT 1
JK, I'm sorry bro but I've got to do it. People need to know why true metalheads call it St Anus...
Compare the above with the following...
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Jun 17, 2011 21:06:11 GMT 1
Pfff....you think you people have suffered? You think Justin Beiber or Rebecca Black are that horrible? I have seen and heard horrors that will make your spine snap in half and make you clench your teeth until they explode in a thousand pieces. you think you felt pain when you heard those two? Have a listen at this.
Experience BIIIIJ!!!!
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Post by Mister Buch on Jun 18, 2011 1:03:54 GMT 1
I cannot say 'no' to a challenge of Bij! That was... horiffic, but so far the Final Countdown cover is my favourite. In response, I offer the late, great Macho Man Randy Savage with 'Feel the Madness'. He also had this great rap about how Hulk Hogan is a coward for not wrestling him more often, in which he rhymes 'Spider-man' with 'hiding, man' at one point.
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Post by Cali on Jun 18, 2011 4:52:10 GMT 1
"I'm here to rescue you!" -Falco Lombardi
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jun 23, 2011 4:29:45 GMT 1
Here's a pretty good collection of awful music. In fact, a few of the aforementioned videos show up! So does Speak The Hungarian Rapper, who is actually awesome:
But, the cream of the crap is of course this:
"The people are shit, that's how I feel!"
I think Chuggo might actually be the adult version of Jimmy Hopkins with lines like this.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jun 25, 2011 4:04:19 GMT 1
We badda stop the moff a gwob zewo! OH YEAH!
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Post by Battlechantress on Jun 25, 2011 4:11:04 GMT 1
We need something like this to save us from the Rebecca Blacks and Justine Biebers of the world: Scientists develop 'sonic cloaks'Yes, I realize that I spelled Bieber's first name incorrectly. Honestly, I think it's more appropriate that way.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jun 25, 2011 4:15:05 GMT 1
We need something like this to save us from the Rebecca Blacks and Justine Biebers of the world: Scientists develop 'sonic cloaks'Yes, I realize that I spelled Bieber's first name incorrectly. Honestly, I think it's more appropriate that way. I'm not taking anything from someone who calls himself "Dr. Cummer"
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Jun 25, 2011 9:50:34 GMT 1
Dr. Cummer?! REALLY?! Who calls himself that, honestly? I do like my invisibility cloaks though, would make playing Solid snake a lot easier.
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Post by Mister Buch on Jun 26, 2011 1:18:03 GMT 1
Dr. Cummer?! REALLY?! Who calls himself that, honestly? Oh well, I know a guy wh... I've said too much.
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Jun 26, 2011 1:27:30 GMT 1
He should probably change his name to Dr. Wanker. It would be more accurate.
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Post by Battlechantress on Jul 19, 2011 14:39:12 GMT 1
She... she has another video out. I thought Lady Gaga gave me headaches.
This is proof that Youtube exists primarily for the hearing-impaired.
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Post by jklinders on Jul 19, 2011 16:19:56 GMT 1
It's a bit better But that like saying that a root canal is better with anesthesia than without. I'm not quite certain what the title of the song is though. I don't think she said it quite enough....
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