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Post by jklinders on Apr 9, 2011 12:23:18 GMT 1
Finally picked up a new CPU for my comp today, so the first thing I did was test out my free copy of Mass Effect 2. Now, I'm not quite sure what happened, but the first five minutes were glitched beyond belief. While Miranda was talking to the Elusive Man, her eyes suddenly, and slowly, rolled back up into her head and stayed that way. It was kinda creepy, actually. =S Ahhhhhhhhh kill it with fire!! *in Exorcist style demon voice* I was created to be perfect Shepard...come down to the engine room with me...
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Apr 9, 2011 13:00:46 GMT 1
Oooh. Creepy much?
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Post by Mr. Glow on Apr 13, 2011 6:31:34 GMT 1
Sam's bizarre, Noir-ish rampage after Max gets his brain stolen certainly counts, with the rampant wangsting you can make him do. And the fact he developed 5 O'clock shadow in seconds, over his fur or something.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Apr 15, 2011 15:02:02 GMT 1
Death by "Hat to the face" in Ghost Trick.
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Post by Mister Buch on Apr 20, 2011 22:20:24 GMT 1
I just had a happy hour sleeping with every prostitute in the Dragon Age 2 brothel. Idiotic 'sword' puns? Yes. Plate armour with a zipper fly? You bet. Hilarious camp voices on the rent boys that set back gay rights by about ten years? Damn right. And - a male dwarf hooker who makes a joke about exploring the Deep Roads. YES.
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Post by jklinders on Apr 20, 2011 22:23:45 GMT 1
I just had a happy hour sleeping with every prostitute in the Dragon Age 2 brothel. Idiotic 'sword' puns? Yes. Plate armour with a zipper fly? You bet. Hilarious camp voices on the rent boys that set back gay rights by about ten years? Damn right. And - a male dwarf hooker who makes a joke about exploring the Deep Roads. YES. that is all...
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Post by Mister Buch on Apr 20, 2011 22:28:44 GMT 1
Also there is an S&M joke which easily achieves the Benny Hill Gold Standard of Corniness.
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Post by Mr. Glow on May 6, 2011 10:14:41 GMT 1
I loved that scene (not all interrupts have to be pushing a guy out of a window.). I was always annoyed there was nothing like that in Brotherhood. Assassin's Creed 1 had that cool thing where you could change the camera angle during cutscenes. Assassin's Creed 2 had the interrupts (Like crippling Savonarola in the DLC, or the infamous Da Vinci hugging moment). Revelations needs something similar (or to bring back both.)
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Post by Mr. Glow on May 12, 2011 15:07:16 GMT 1
Okay, who else laughs when, after you finalise your plan before Mass Effect 2's suicide mission, Jacob and Miranda put on their best uncanny valley faces, look directly at the camera and Jacob says:
"Who do you want to send into the shaft, Commander?"
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on May 12, 2011 15:08:40 GMT 1
I don't know but... the way you mention it now... I've actually chuckled a bit.
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Post by Mr. Glow on May 12, 2011 23:49:46 GMT 1
I mean, look at them: Mass Effect 2: Making absolutely no attempt to uphold the fourth wall since 2010!
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Post by Knightfall on May 13, 2011 1:28:03 GMT 1
I thought the bit before going down into the Deep Roads in DA2 was pretty funny. Your mom comes running up to you, wielding her Staff of Foreshadowing. I didn't hear any of what she said; all I really heard was, "Do you want your sister to die or not?"
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Post by Mr. Glow on May 16, 2011 12:52:10 GMT 1
I know! That bit was really, really clumsily done. Kind of makes you laugh.
I actually want to try the "sinners sandwich" myself, you know, I might even bake my own bread, from some kind of dough.
...So says Mr. Stewart.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on May 16, 2011 14:27:34 GMT 1
LOL.
That scene is just ridiculous, but it's still hilarious and a joy to watch. I like how the whole tension builds up over a sandwich and everyone's jaws were dropped when York decided to order a "sinners sandwich".
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Post by Mr. Glow on May 16, 2011 15:16:00 GMT 1
You've gotta do it in rhyme, Till. So says Mr. Glow.
Also they totally ripped off David Lynch, An incredibly forced rhyme will do in a pinch.
...So says Mr. Stewart.
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