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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Mar 25, 2011 12:39:09 GMT 1
Another golden one from Fallout 2, where your character, the Chosen One sums up the whole looting stuff randomly from people's houses in RPG:
Chosen One: "What do I WANT? I don't really know. Most of the time I ignore my quest and walk into the homes of others, riffling through people's shelves... oooh! Like those over there!"
Commander Shepard should said something like that along the lines in the next game. Come on, s/he's the hero of the Citadel. They can get away taking stuff, so why not lampshading it for laughs?
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Post by Mr. Glow on Mar 25, 2011 17:20:50 GMT 1
She does just randomly wander through nightclubs, diverting funds from laptops and what have you.
The way C-3PO loses limbs in Lego Star Wars always cracked me up, especially the way you could lightsaber off both his arms and one of his legs, and still make him hack into computers (which he would do by smashing his face into the keyboard.)
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Post by Mister Buch on Mar 26, 2011 1:09:20 GMT 1
I was playing Mass Effect 2 this week, and really enjoying it for the first time. Pretty much everything that happens on the Citadel is funny, but I loved this odd little moment:
Sometimes when Jack is 'killed' on a quest, she will mutter, 'Shepard, if I die, I'm gonna fuckin' haunt you...'
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Mar 26, 2011 4:39:08 GMT 1
So, if she dies in the suicide mission, does she actually haunt you?
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Post by Mister Buch on Mar 26, 2011 12:32:15 GMT 1
lol, I hope so xD That would be a wierd ghost to have in your place.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Mar 26, 2011 12:50:31 GMT 1
"I will haunt you ALL!"
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Post by Mister Buch on Mar 26, 2011 19:50:44 GMT 1
She would just hang around in your basement and swear at you when you went down there.
xD
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Mar 27, 2011 3:55:02 GMT 1
And biotically hit you with a Shadow Ball spell.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Mar 27, 2011 22:03:20 GMT 1
This is kind of grim, but during Dragon Age: Origins' Human Noble origin, your ten year old nephew wishes he could see a sword. His dad kneels down, looks him in the eye and says he'll see one soon enough.
He's one of the first people Arl Howe kills when he attacks the castle, so in a bit of grim irony, he does get to see a sword.
I always feel absolutely horrible for chuckling at that.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Mar 28, 2011 12:41:26 GMT 1
That's one hell of a gallows humour there.
To be fair I had my moments in a couple of games where I shouldn't be laughing. Like the last part of Garrus' romance path. God, at first watching Garrus failing at wooing Shepard was hilarious at first. And I mean Epic fail, using the flux music for as a romantic piece, having the most corniest pickup lines ever.
"Your hair looks good and your waist is... er, very supportive. I hope that doesn't sound offensive to human culture..."
However, when he becomes a sad, sad turian... well I've immediately shut up afterwards.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Mar 29, 2011 13:36:15 GMT 1
More funny moments from Pokemon Black.
After you beat the rich snobby girl at the subway battle section, this is her losing response:
"Your taste is awful when it comes to pokemon. But you're a first class trainer."
The funny part was that all of her pokemon were rickrolled by a Typhlosion named Garrus. So much for Garrus to be proclaiming himself to be stylish. Then again, since when using Flamethrower is stylish?
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Post by Mister Buch on Mar 29, 2011 17:21:21 GMT 1
I think it's kinda scary that they have flamethrowers in Pokemon at all...
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Post by jklinders on Mar 29, 2011 18:30:08 GMT 1
I know nothing about Pokemon but I will make a bad joke anyway. Pikachu tried Napalm-It's super effective!!
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Post by Cali on Mar 29, 2011 18:32:58 GMT 1
I was going to make a Vietnam war joke, but that would probably be way too much.
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Post by jklinders on Mar 29, 2011 20:59:58 GMT 1
I probably would have laughed, but I have a bit of sadistic streak in me.
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