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Post by Mister Buch on Oct 20, 2010 17:26:42 GMT 1
The light was yellow, sir.
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Post by Battlechantress on Oct 20, 2010 23:36:14 GMT 1
The sun struggled up, another beautiful day And I felt glad in my own suspicious way
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Post by Knightfall on Oct 21, 2010 3:22:07 GMT 1
"I always make Lana stir fry for dinner on Fridays. Guess what we call it!"
"Stir Friday?"
"...Wow, that's...actually better..."
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Post by Battlechantress on Oct 23, 2010 0:48:36 GMT 1
"Also, I can kill you with my brain."
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Post by Mister Buch on Oct 23, 2010 15:58:08 GMT 1
A Woody Allen classic, in the brilliant movie 'Love and Death', after Diane Keaton asks him to ponder the beauty of nature.
"To me nature is the... you know, I don't know... spiders, bugs and... and big fish eating little fish and then... plants eating... plants and animals eating... it's like an enormous restaurant, the way I see it."
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Post by Knightfall on Oct 25, 2010 6:23:14 GMT 1
"Die, my dear? Why, that's the last thing I'll do!"
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Post by Mister Buch on Oct 26, 2010 0:08:10 GMT 1
I was frozen today!
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Post by Battlechantress on Oct 26, 2010 19:21:42 GMT 1
"We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck them." -John Waters
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Post by jklinders on Oct 26, 2010 19:51:53 GMT 1
I remember seeing this one on a sticker years ago.
"Death to all fanatics"
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Post by ommadawn on Oct 27, 2010 23:18:58 GMT 1
"No matter where you go, there you are."
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Post by Cali on Oct 27, 2010 23:26:20 GMT 1
"And then Arnold threw a grenade powerful enough to destroy a small house, which proceeded to destroy the small house at the base of the ridge. Stragglers and wounded filed out, which Arnold proceeded to finish off with his high caliber rifle."
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Post by ommadawn on Oct 28, 2010 23:37:09 GMT 1
"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. "
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Post by Knightfall on Oct 29, 2010 0:23:57 GMT 1
"Nah, Jimmy's got periwinkle eyes like a beautiful summer morning sky...THAT'S NOT HIM!"
"IT'S NOT JIMMY!"
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Post by Mr. Glow on Oct 30, 2010 12:23:29 GMT 1
"Sure Boss, I'll stop using my rather effective gun and just attack the enemy with, ah, this piece of metal tubing here."
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Post by Mister Buch on Oct 30, 2010 13:32:09 GMT 1
Gordon, the whole world has been taken over by a race of malevolent aliens. All of humanity is depending on you. Here's a goddamned crowbar.
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