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Post by Mr. Glow on Jan 25, 2018 0:14:55 GMT 1
Just throw these terms around:
Come on, get some C'mon get it b*tch Go ahead pop one b*tch B*tch F*cking die! You going down son You motherf*cker You want a shot at the title, b*tch? Step up p*ssies F*ck you It's over for you Try some of this sh*t F*ck this C'mon, yeah, c'mon! Knock knock, motherf*cker! How you like me? You're f*cking dead You think you got me? Die! Die! F*cking cocks*cker, die! Motherf*cking cocks*cker You f*cking with the best Game over p*ssy Oh, you f*cked up now b*tch You want to f*ck with me? Lay the f*ck down Gonna f*ck you up Get f*cked 50 c*nt! You motherf*cking p*ssies Game over b*tch Spray this sh*t Try to climb me b*tch, now climb this! This is f*cked, man All you motherf*ckers gonna pay F*ck this sh*t, man This is some f*cked up sh*t I didn't sign up for this sh*t Die b*tch You p*ssy motherf*cker Alright b*tch C'mon you f*ck Yeah b*tch! F*cking cocks*cker You gotta do better than that Is that the best that you got? The first is free motherf*cker
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Post by jklinders on Jan 25, 2018 23:36:12 GMT 1
With only a very slight modification, that sounds like like what a typical right wing kool aide poisoned online trolls entire dialogue
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Feb 11, 2018 0:03:48 GMT 1
Actually, I wouldn't assign any political spectrum to those who routinely use verbal aggression. Such outbursts tend to be used by anyone who think by outwardly seeking a physical altercation they are asserting their dominance while being actually afraid of a physical altercation. At the risk of bringing up VERY flawed pop-psychology terms, those who use such phrases in arguments, in person or otherwise, are Betas trying to play Alpha while an actual Alpha would tend to summarily dismiss someone barking those phrases as someone who is not worth their time or effort and go about their business.
The last time I had a "hardman" in my face, I simply said "you're entitled to your opinion" and walked away. I had nothing to prove to the screaming monkey the other party had made themselves into and it was clear that making logical and reasoned arguments would have been like teaching a pigeon to play chess: the bird will just shit all over the board and strut around like he won.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Feb 11, 2018 0:09:09 GMT 1
You wouldn't last a second against a proper hardman from Hammersmith or Walford, mate. They'd stitch you up like a kipper, I reckon they would.
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Post by Cali on Feb 26, 2018 6:21:07 GMT 1
A good Hard Man tactic is to shit your pants like GG Allin and lunge at the beta SOB’s you’re fighting. They will surely be frightened or disoriented by the element of surprise.
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Post by Mr. Glow on May 15, 2018 21:28:17 GMT 1
Look up WikiHows on how to scam money from old biddies and lift cash from your parent's wallets.
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Post by Cali on Jun 14, 2018 5:14:55 GMT 1
Having a kitchen that says "NO EATING. ONLY PRAISE OF THE LORD" is a pretty subjective way of being a hardman and trying to pwn your guests into starving.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jun 14, 2018 22:47:40 GMT 1
Often think of Bossman when I'm not hard enough.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jul 17, 2018 22:20:59 GMT 1
When a cherished celebrity dies, everyone on social media needs to know whether or not you could've took 'em.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 17, 2018 0:29:09 GMT 1
Nothing more manley than loudly telling everyone on the internet that you NEED meat inside you, and nothing else will do.
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Post by Mr. Glow on May 5, 2019 3:11:18 GMT 1
My perfectly calibrated recipe for hardman swagger, circa 2019:
1 part Bugs Bunny "Aint I a stinker" insousiance. 1 part Stepping to the Bad Side from the film Dreamgirls. 1 part aping the gravelly gravitas of fictional East End hardknock Phil Mitchell.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Sept 15, 2019 4:42:35 GMT 1
Crank (2006) in the streets, cranking one out in the sheets.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Sept 19, 2019 2:35:44 GMT 1
Lately been finding that arson is a pretty good trade off between seeming like quite a hard, sexy crime, and being able to get the fuck out of the area before it gets really dangerous.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Sept 23, 2019 12:59:23 GMT 1
Only watch "Hard" Sci-Fi. And "Hard" Fantasy. And "Hard" Sitcoms.
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