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Post by Mister Buch on Feb 26, 2014 1:56:54 GMT 1
Just remember he didn't work alone!
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Post by Cali on Feb 26, 2014 2:52:46 GMT 1
Why is JC wearing a Ten Gallon hat in the second panel?!
Of course, we all know the real Jesus was blond haired and blue eyed, right? There was never doubt about that! But a TEN GALLON HAT?! For crying out loud.
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Post by jklinders on Feb 26, 2014 3:02:01 GMT 1
Why does that look like those little scripture books people used to leave on transit buses?
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Post by Mister Buch on Feb 26, 2014 8:17:57 GMT 1
Spider-man made him a ten-gallon hat ou of webbing to cheer him up!
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Post by Mister Buch on Feb 26, 2014 8:52:28 GMT 1
Little known fact about Jesus: when he said 'Let he who has committed no sin cast the first stone' it was just because he knew he was the only one and he was lining up a really good shot at the guy's head.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Feb 26, 2014 10:01:09 GMT 1
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Post by jklinders on Feb 26, 2014 11:17:28 GMT 1
Why does Jesus look like a zombie in that comic? Was that an intentional nod to the "zombie Jesus meme?"
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Post by Mister Buch on Feb 26, 2014 11:36:56 GMT 1
That's the most terrifying God I've ever seen.
Gorvar: she was secretly a guy. Another little known fact for you there.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Feb 26, 2014 11:44:19 GMT 1
Buch: Funny, I thought it was you. I know you lot like to crossdress.
And He is supposedly a bum so...I dunno. It Explains why he is looking a bit shit. Also none of you notes he is eating a burger?
Funny thing here, God says its okay for Peter to leave things as they are....but a few issues later Peter makes a deal with the DEVIL to save Aunt May at the cost of sacrificing his first unborn child and his marriage with Mary Jane. Because fuck you people who like married comic book characters. .... Goddamn i hate the industry sometimes!
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Post by jklinders on Feb 26, 2014 12:19:56 GMT 1
Well, comic books are really just soap operas for teenage boys and young men. I thought that it was thoroughly established that such convolutedly batshit storylines were required to keep the status quo while giving shippers their fuel at the same time. It's a fine balance that often gets fucked up.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Feb 26, 2014 13:30:24 GMT 1
The marriage between Peter and Mary Jane lasted over 20 years in our time, same goes for Superman and Lois. The idea of ending such a commitment just for sales is just horrible. I mean if you wanted to come up with new storylines and a marriage "gets in the way" there are numerious ways to go about that. New characters, titles such as Ultimate Spider-man, spin-off taking place in the future ( Superman in Justice League Beyond) and more.
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Post by Clint Johnston on Feb 26, 2014 17:50:34 GMT 1
Losing MJ was not cool.
And it wasn't a whore or a dude (or both). It was to quote "a woman caught in adultery". It seems a sting was in place, as the guy in the aforementioned "it takes two to tango" sin disappeared and they were conveniently nearby the spot where Jesus was teaching.
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Post by Mister Buch on Feb 26, 2014 18:01:11 GMT 1
Are you..... suggesting that Jesus was the guy?
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Post by Mister Buch on Feb 26, 2014 18:04:49 GMT 1
Sorry, I'm just being daft. xD
Jesus, if you're reading this... get a job, hippie.
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Post by Clint Johnston on Feb 26, 2014 22:21:28 GMT 1
He said to say he's already got one. Keeping you out of trouble is a job and half.
"conveniently" means they sent somebody to have themselves a tryst they could interrupt, nearby to where they knew Jesus would be teaching.
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