Name: Cali
Age: 24
Country: United States
I'm a Kentuckian... punk rocker... something. Hell, even I dunno what I am. My currently occupation is a
groundskeeper at a local Golf Course.
I got to this forum back in 2009 (HOLY SHIT that's a long fuckin' time) after searching for Mass Effect fanfic sites when I was high on the series. I found a myriad of good fellows here who seemed on the level. I knew I was at home when Buch in the likes complimented my taste in things.
Likes: Almost every single music genre, but mostly punk rock, classic and snobby cinema, dogs/puppies, prog rock, tasteful vidya games, cooking/fine cuisine, gimmicky themed bars/pubs, old school/underground hip-hop, the occasional mainstream hip-hop gem, craft beer, shiny happy people, goth girls, girls with short hair/pixie cuts, "alternative" girls, punk girls, Tank girls, Steampunk girls, Tom Hardy signatures, and pretty much a lotta things but the kitchen sink.
What I like about my fellow members:
Mr. Buch - There's so goddamn precious few bad things I'd say about Buch, so I'll probably forget about them tomorrow and never list them again in my life. Also he gets dibs for putting up long enough with the enduring fact that I still refer to him as Mr. Butch. Also his endearing bro-cutsiness and mutual love for Annie Lennox/Eurythmics. I love you, you Limey bastard. ;D
Rascarin - You reminded me about Abe's Odyssey, a game which I was fascinated with the idea of, but wouldn't have remembered if somebody hadn't brought it up (It was one of the games constantly being promoted alongside the original Xbox, so it's probably the 'OMG THE XBOX IS GONNA ROCK' nostalgia). That, and your Brit working-class "Fuck the Fuck-Mothering Tories" thing you have going on would make the likes of Joe Strummer and John Lennon proud.
Gorvar - Jesus Fucking Christ man, is there a person on this forum who doesn't like you? Yeah. Yeah? No? No. Thought not. You're a credit to the team, you crazy dino-DNA bastard. We're glad you discovered us by accident, otherwise we'd have gone insane without you.
Iron - My metalhead cousin, I see your "Hail and Kill" and raise you a "Big Takeover" fucker! And my fellow gun nut! Even though my approval of the second amendment is the only thing I'm right-wing about (and the fact that I'm punk and liking guns makes me an oddball among the others, but hey, worked for the punks in Shadowrun, and Human Revolution, so why the fuck not for me?) But yeah, Iron. You're a bro, man. I like you.
Tillian - Your love for Old-school RPGs, HBO shows, and hatred for general dickheadery is a major plus, madam. Keep on truckin' (that and Paragons is really freakin' good!).
Mr. Glow - You're insane, sarcastic, eccentric, depraved, and all around fucked up. And we all love you for it. Mostly for your love of Deadly Premonition, Splinter Cell, Metal Gear, and a fuckton of other games that kick ass. You got good taste, and a hell of a bite to go with it. You rock, mang.
Jklinders - I don't think I've met anyone quite like you, Linders. You always come across as a sarcastic, disgruntled man who happens to be totally likable, selfless, cultured, and just plain awesome. God bless you, amigo. Also it's vicious fun teasing you about your hatred for A Flock of Seagulls and Trailer Park Boys. ;D
Lily - You're so goddamn adorable. Your love for dogs, puppies, and other fluffy material kinda rivals mine at times. Plus you just seem so happy, and hopeful a lotta the time. Really reminds me of the greater good we all strive for, no matter how naive it may seem to most.
Battlechantress - Your drunken/opiate induced ramblings are the shit. That and I really don't recall you mentioning or voicing approval of nothing I don't like (You're the first Joy Division fan on this forum I know of, for instance), that and your nurturing foster owner care is an inspiration to us all. Godspeed, Chantress, we love you.
Clint - I love your politeness man, and the fact that you actually read the freakin' Bible and not just speak what a preacher tells you. ALso, big bonus for being one of the sole Rat Pack enthusiasts on the board. Also for being a
pizza man.Dislikes: Skinheads, yuppies, racists, sexists, passive aggressive dipshits, people who don't think for themselves, jackasses, and Jimmy Buffet.
Favourite ME moment: Any single time Shepard and crew are exploring and assessing planetary installations, anomalies, and ruins, with high suspense, awesome Sci-Fi music, and a great atmosphere. That's freaking Sci-Fi, right there.
Favourite Major character: Man, I like a whole lot of them. It's a vicious cross between Kaiden, Garrus, Wrex, Jack, Zaeed, and Tali.
Favourite Non Party character: Too many to name. WAY too many to name.
I wasn't sure which picture to go with, since I have a fair few. So I'll just unload a bit of buckshot here in the form of a bunch of pictures I may or may not recall taking.
I think I may have felt something on my face here at some point or another.
Airing out non-existent heat.
Okay, past-Cali! Take it easy. Sheesh.
Touching my own face is too amusing to myself, apparently.
And here I'm just summoning non-existent shit. God, I dunno. Just roll with it.
Here I try to go all Vogue model for some reason. What the...
...and now I've contracted the zombie virus. Pity me in my brain craving state.
Ah, the smoking gun. Typical. Freaking. Cali. I wonder how many of my posts were influenced by this sort of thing. I don't wanna think about it... guhhh.