|
Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Feb 24, 2014 7:20:27 GMT 1
"A million light years from where humanity began and we walk into a bar filled with men drooling over half naked women shaking their asses on a stage. I can't decide if that's funny or sad."
- Ashley Williams upon entering Chora's Den
|
|
|
Post by Mr. Glow on Nov 8, 2014 0:40:05 GMT 1
|
|
|
Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Mar 9, 2015 17:26:08 GMT 1
Liara: "That's not true! Shepard listens to me!"
Aethyta: "Yeah, and how many times have you popped his thermal clip?"
Liara: "Must you make it sound so... tawdry?"
Aethyta: "If it's all civilized, you're not doing it right."
Aethyta: "So... I called a few friends who owe me favors. Commandos. Eclipse Mercs. They're yours, just tell them where they need to go."
Liara: "You're giving me... Asari Commandos?"
Aethyta: "Yeah, well you're too old for me to be buying you a damn pony."
Liara: "You're the best father a girl could ever wish to have."
|
|
|
Post by Tillian Panthesis on Mar 14, 2015 8:35:25 GMT 1
"Tolfdir's right. The Arch-Mage must know of this discovery! A copy of The Lusty Argonian Maid, right here in Saarthal! And the orb too I supose..."
- Rumarin, after discovering the Eye of Magnus.
|
|
|
Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Mar 14, 2015 22:06:50 GMT 1
"Tolfdir's right. The Arch-Mage must know of this discovery! A copy of The Lusty Argonian Maid, right here in Saarthal! And the orb too I supose..." - Rumarin, after discovering the Eye of Magnus. LOL That's awesome...
|
|
|
Post by Tillian Panthesis on Mar 16, 2015 6:13:31 GMT 1
Also , believe or not, Skyrim Vanilla has it's moments too:
"Urag has asked me to remind everyone to please return materials borrowed from the Arcanaeum in the same condition as you received them. If this is impossible due to misuse of accident, Urag recommends finding a replacement copy to deliver to the Arcanarum. Failure to do so will result in paying, in Urag's words, "a blood price." I did not ask him to elaborate on that point." - Phinis, lecturing in the Hall of elements, Winterhold Collage.
|
|
|
Post by Tillian Panthesis on Mar 22, 2015 16:06:11 GMT 1
If there's a series of volumes dedicated to Skyrim and the well known mods out there, Rumarin from the Interesting NPCs mod will have a whole volume dedicated to his quotes alone. Here's another one that something that normally we would snark about, but it seems he had done the work for us. Anyone who has the Frostfall mod installed, will even appreciate more with this one:
"This place is freezing. If I see one more bandit with his shirt off, I say we ask them their secret before killing them."
- Rumarin, raiding in some bandit hideout in Eastmarch.
|
|
|
Post by Mr. Glow on Jun 1, 2015 0:35:02 GMT 1
"Don't you know quivers go on your back, not swords? Amateur."
- Nameless Peon, The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2015 19:04:51 GMT 1
"I'm the fucking sparkman!"
The Taser, PayDay 2
|
|
|
Post by Cali on Jan 31, 2017 6:06:01 GMT 1
"Watch yourself. Novigrad ain't your stompin' grounds!" - Novigrad gangsters, Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (2015)
Android: "Can I help you?" Ripley: "My name is Amanda Ripley, I need access to the communication tower!" Android: "That is a restricted area." Ripley: "Forget it. I'll find my own way there!" *After the player walks away a few paces from the Android.* Android: "I wouldn't advise it..." - Alien: Isolation (2014)
"To commission a portrait, in service of your own ego. Oh, General, you waste your paint." - B.J. Blaskowitz, Wolfenstein: The New Order (2014)
Jackie Ma: "Damn, Wei I tried hitting you up and I couldn't find anything. Do they not have internet in the United States?" Wei Shan: "Heh. I think they're getting it next year." - Sleeping Dogs (2012)
|
|
|
Post by Clint Johnston on Jan 31, 2017 21:27:24 GMT 1
|
|
|
Post by Tillian Panthesis on Feb 8, 2017 18:22:45 GMT 1
"It's your boy, Guzma!" - Guzma of Team Skull, Pokemon Sun and Moon.
|
|
|
Post by Mr. Glow on Mar 1, 2017 0:23:48 GMT 1
(Overlooking a large pipe slide) To jump or not to jump... Fuck that!
- Ethan Mars, Heavy Rain 2010.
|
|
|
Post by Cali on Mar 23, 2017 4:09:55 GMT 1
(Driving a scissor lift) "...This thing sucks..."
- Duke Nukem, Duke Nukem Forever (2011)
|
|
|
Post by Tillian Panthesis on Mar 23, 2017 8:57:56 GMT 1
"My face is tired." Some npc, Mass Effect: Andromeda
|
|