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Post by Mister Buch on Jun 28, 2012 2:30:26 GMT 1
That's true! Mordin just explained how quid-pro-quo works. xD
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Post by Mister Buch on Jul 2, 2012 15:15:07 GMT 1
From the car chase in 'Lair of the Shadow Broker':
Liara: Truck! Shepard: I know. Liara: Truck! Shepard: I know!! (Slight collision with truck) Liara: Ughgghh! Shepard: There we go.
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Post by Mister Buch on Jul 3, 2012 1:03:12 GMT 1
And one more while I'm enjoying Mass Effect 2 - after grunt describes his 'turian torture sene' imprint:
Shepard: Maybe you had to be there, but I don't get the joke.
Grunt: There's no joke. It's just... great! It's a turian, and he's being torn apart for what they did! The enemy was destroyed, to punish them all an send a message. I get it! I hate turians! I thought you'd be glad.
Shepard: Yeah I don't think I'm gonna be coming down here for any more of these talks.
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Post by Cali on Jul 3, 2012 6:18:58 GMT 1
All of the following unintentionally hilarious quotes are from the 1996 PSX original of Resident Evil, (or Biohazard as it's known as in Japan):
(Incredibly robotic voice) "Wow. What a mansion!" - Albert Wesker
"WHOOOOAAAAAA! This hall is DANGEROUS!" - Barry Burton
"You were almost a Jill sandwich!" - Barry Burton
"Looks like we got to the... ROOT of the problem!" - Chris Redfield
"Hey you! Stop! Run Jill! He's INSANE!" - Barry Burton
"Watch out! It's a monster!" - Jill Valentine
Jill: "Richard! What happened?" Richard: "Oh Jill, this house is... dangerous! There are... terrible demons... OOOUCHH!" (Cheesy MIDI suspenseful music starts playing) Jill: "You're wounded! What kind of demon attacked you?" Richard: "It was... a huge snake... also... POISONOUS!" Jill: "Poisonous? Oh no..." (Suspenseful music stops, leaving silence) Jill: "Richard, hold on." (Richard slowly turns his head toward her, suddenly realizing he was being an idiot during his encounter with the snake) Richard: "...there is serum....... oh no.... I should have brought some with me...." Jill: "Richard!" Richard: "Jill... be careful."
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Jul 3, 2012 15:19:02 GMT 1
A slightly more serious qoute that sticks to my mind, it helps that it constantly repeat it for almost every damn game of the series.
"War... War never changes."
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jul 3, 2012 15:28:14 GMT 1
A slightly more serious qoute that sticks to my mind, it helps that it constantly repeat it for almost every damn game of the series. "War... War never changes." There is a really nice callback to that line in the Lonesome Road DLC. I won't spoil it for you, but it made for one of my favourite parts of the entire game.
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Jul 3, 2012 15:32:43 GMT 1
Can't wait to reach that part. I really need to find more time with the game.
Damn Paragons. It's been taking a lot of my time in the late. Again, I will make an effort to give some time to New Vegas.
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Post by Mister Buch on Jul 3, 2012 19:02:56 GMT 1
We all know hoe much I love Mordin Solus and one day I will shut up about it, but here's my favourite quote in the series:
"I made a mistake!" It blows my mind to see Shepard and Mordin switch their opinions on the genophage at the last moment. The scene is absolutely heartbreaking, no matter which way it goes.
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Post by Aerecura on Jul 3, 2012 19:26:39 GMT 1
Gad. I teared up again just watching that. However you play it and whatever choices you make (and Bioware gets major points for this), the emotional impact is enormous.
And in a slightly more comical vein: I embarked upon the Awakening expansion pack today. Thank God for Oghren.
Oghren (referring to the Joining ritual): So that's it? You just gargle 'n spit the stuff? Warden-Commander: You're not allowed to spit. Oghren: Heh, that's what I always tell 'em...
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Post by Mister Buch on Jul 11, 2012 3:01:20 GMT 1
Ken: So I heard you helped repair EDI's mobile frame after that last mission? Gabby: She just needed an extra pair of hands. Ken: Were there lubricants involved? Ken: Was there any moaning?
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Post by Clint Johnston on Jul 11, 2012 5:14:20 GMT 1
Apparently if you side with Gabby during the argument they have (one of those "whose side are you on" things), you can spot them getting busy in the hold before launching the fight on earth.
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Post by Mister Buch on Jul 11, 2012 11:34:11 GMT 1
Awwwww it's about time! I'll remember that... pretty sure I haven't missed their argument yet.
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Post by Mister Buch on Jul 11, 2012 12:34:14 GMT 1
On Eden Prime: James: So Liara, you ever find any dinosaurs when you're digging around? Liara: No. That would be palaentology. I'm an archaeologist. I study artifacts left by sapient races. The two fields are completely different, and..... you were joking. James: I just like dinosaurs. Take a wild guess who that reminded me of. ALSO this! Did not remind me of anyone, but I like.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Jul 12, 2012 21:14:28 GMT 1
I have to admit....I can ALMOST forgive Freddie Prinze for the Wing Commander movie for James Vega.
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Post by Lily Ariel Linders on Jul 14, 2012 5:03:11 GMT 1
New favorite quotes from Mass Effect 2:
Kasumi: I heard about you and Jacob. You were a great couple - but he's back on the market now, right? *seductively* Maybe I should start wearing my 'come-hither' hood...
Oh, and this wonderful exchange:
Jane Shepard: So when should I book the room?
Garrus Vakarian: I'd wait if you're OK with it. Disrupt the crew a little as possible. Take that last chance to find some calm just before the storm. You know me, always like to savor that last shot before popping the heatsink.
-beat-
Garrus Vakarian: Wait... that metaphor just went somewhere horrible...
*laughing hysterically*
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