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Post by Mister Buch on Sept 9, 2011 13:43:02 GMT 1
No humour makes Till go emo... xD Loved that. Likewise, though. I grew up collecting comedy videos to cheer myself up. Ended up with a big collection of Python, sitcoms, movies and stand-up. Nowadays I don't watch them nearly as much, but there's no need since I basically memorised the lot.
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Sept 9, 2011 20:19:14 GMT 1
I have a very sarcastic sense of humour, as you all have seen in the MST thread. My view is pretty simple: "If I get a hangnail it's tragedy. If you fall into an open manhole, it's comedy."
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Post by Tillian Panthesis on Sept 10, 2011 7:33:59 GMT 1
Thought you enjoy the Shining referance. Really, you know that old saying? Laughter is the best medicine. And that's true especially if you're in a profession that deals with life and death almost everyday. Homicide dedectives, Forensic Scientists, Medical Examiners, Paramedics, Soldiers, Nurses, etc. As Monty Python said, "Look on the bright side".
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Sept 10, 2011 17:48:56 GMT 1
Thought you enjoy the Shining referance. Really, you know that old saying? Laughter is the best medicine. And that's true especially if you're in a profession that deals with life and death almost everyday. Homicide dedectives, Forensic Scientists, Medical Examiners, Paramedics, Soldiers, Nurses, etc. As Monty Python said, "Look on the bright side". Speaking of soldiers, one of our running cadence calls has a part that goes "If my 'chute don't open wide I've got a reserve by my side. If that one should fail me too... LOOK OUT, GROUND: I'M COMIN' THROUGH!"
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Post by jklinders on Sept 10, 2011 21:23:18 GMT 1
Awesome!!
I'd like to think I'd have the nerve to sing that if my chute failed.
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Sept 11, 2011 2:15:07 GMT 1
Another one.
Way up north where the air get cold we're runnin' outta money and we're runnin outta gold So.. now I make my living. Killing baby seals!
You can bash 'em in the head, you can slash 'em in the throat, throw 'em in the back of your fishin' boat. That's how I make my living Killing baby seals!
You can hit 'em with a bat, you can hit 'em with a brick Poke 'em in the eye with an eye-pokin' stick. That how I make my living Killing baby seals.
Yes, my sergeant in basic was a nut. xD
True story: the day we graduated, we're running in formation and our commanding officer is leading us. Out of nowhere my sergeant calls that cadence. Naturally, we echo it. Our CO, a Lieutenant Colonel, literally turned and looked at us like "what the hell?" before shrugging and going back to leading us in the run.
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Nov 26, 2011 11:06:54 GMT 1
Ok, this might get me some hate mail, but this is just epic timing and I'm never one to pass up good Schadenfreude. In my attachment you'll see a girl in the Occupy group. The background is the police were trying to get the crowd to disperse or at least simmer down to be a more peaceful demonstration (the girl claims to have been jabbed repeatedly with a baton and had said baton at her throat when sprayed but the evidence is the police were several feet at the very least), she turned around to drop an F-bomb on them and takes a pepper spray money-shot to the face just as she opens her mouth. (Side note: where the hell were her parents? She can't be any older than 15, 16 years old... if that...) This is one thing where I just have to say: EPIC TIMING WIN Attachments:
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Nov 26, 2011 11:59:02 GMT 1
One word...
DAAAYYYUUM.
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Post by Cali on Nov 26, 2011 18:44:29 GMT 1
That must have destroyed many of her taste buds.
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Feb 18, 2012 1:46:28 GMT 1
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Post by Clint Johnston on Feb 18, 2012 2:01:25 GMT 1
Well what do you know... an ambulance driver with a sense of humor!
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Post by Battlechantress on Feb 18, 2012 3:44:33 GMT 1
Ambulance drivers need it to survive on the job for any length of time.
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Post by Warhammer Gorvar on Feb 18, 2012 20:32:11 GMT 1
Sumdood is an nasty dude indeed...
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Post by Knightfall on Feb 19, 2012 12:18:09 GMT 1
Obligatory! xD
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Post by CAPT Issac R. Madden on Mar 4, 2012 22:48:00 GMT 1
TAX RETURN
My Tax Return Was Sent Back AGAIN because of my response to the question: "List all dependents" I replied:
12 million illegal immigrants, 3 million crack heads, 42 million unemployable people on food stamps, 2 million criminals in over 243 prisons, Half of Mexico, and 535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.
Apparently this was not an acceptable answer.
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