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Post by Mr. Glow on Jan 23, 2010 21:59:47 GMT 1
www.justin.tv/s/6iG3Hg8/clip/484ea1edf445ff4dLooks like Tali been added to the list of romanceable aliens, meaning that Samara seems to be the only non-romanceable female squad member in either game (The above video contains Mark Meer's voice acting right from the very beginning, be warned.)
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Post by Cali on Jan 23, 2010 22:07:11 GMT 1
(Achievement Unlocked: Space Gypsy Paramour 30 Gamerpoints Space Age Love Song, by A Flock of Seagulls unlocked in the bonus menu)
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Post by Mister Buch on Jan 24, 2010 0:38:39 GMT 1
Tali is a what?!?!
What?!
That's kind of wierd, isn't it? Tali is my little buddy. It's like fancying your sister.
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Post by Cali on Jan 24, 2010 1:41:42 GMT 1
It just makes me wonder if you can go all the way with her. I mean, her immune system is so bad she can die from eating the snow in Antarctica, so how the hell are we going to take her suit off?
Unless, she gets a bunch of immunization drugs and pumps herself full of them. Then we can finally see if she's up for it.
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Post by Hodster on Jan 24, 2010 4:22:56 GMT 1
YES! FRAKIN YE.... *coughs* well ummmmmmm god damnit Tali... like really Tali... well hell maybe she'll shut up for once.
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Post by Zarsthor on Jan 24, 2010 6:49:10 GMT 1
Maybe there's some way of doing her with the suit on....
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Post by Mister Buch on Jan 24, 2010 6:59:40 GMT 1
She said something or other about special pills that allow her to take it off... bah. It would be nice to see her face, anyway.
Also - Wow, that Mark Meer is a smooth operator, isn't he? What a romantic tone of voice.
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Post by Zarsthor on Jan 24, 2010 7:14:12 GMT 1
I just watched that. Tali sounds depressed/nervous and Shepard sounds like a pedo so far. He's really pushy. lol
Edit....
No Tali face/skin? I'm just really creeped out by the entire thing. She's barely legal god damn you old man Shepard! Tali is like the baby sister you can't screw the baby sister! I need mind bleach.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jan 24, 2010 16:28:53 GMT 1
It just gets even creepier. Garrus is apparently a love interest for a female Shepard, or so it says on the wiki.
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Post by Mister Buch on Jan 24, 2010 17:53:20 GMT 1
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jan 24, 2010 22:06:25 GMT 1
My head just a sploded from the sheer terror of this clip.
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Post by Hodster on Jan 24, 2010 22:08:25 GMT 1
She's barely legal god damn you old man Shepard! She's 24... Also Garrus as a Love Interest
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Post by Mister Buch on Jan 24, 2010 23:54:59 GMT 1
I had to stop this clip about thirty seconds in, just after Shepard started talking.
SHEPARD HAS GLOWING RED EYES AND IS TRYING TO SEDUCE GARRUS.
Jesus Christ...
I hate this.
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Post by Mr. Glow on Jan 25, 2010 0:21:36 GMT 1
So there won't be any Garrus/Jane romance in Mock Effect 2?
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Post by Mister Buch on Jan 25, 2010 1:04:41 GMT 1
Hmm, ask me about Mock Effect after I've played the game a few times!
But I dunno - the very idea of Garrus and Shepard is just.... ludicrous, isn't it?
And red fucking eyes!!? What?!
I have serious, serious doubts about this game. You can romance every damn character. There is more exploring, and minigames. You get glowing red eyes if you are renegade (not evil - renegade.) The dialogue I've heard so far has been archetypal and flat.
It is sounding very much like Fable. In a bad way.
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