Anyone want to read a Self-insert?

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RUMBLE ROSES - STAR MISSION: My shapeshifting license expired. I've been making my way taking nude selfies and selling them to Belorussian dudes down at Brighton Beach. Oct 25, 2014 1:21:29 GMT 1
Shining Gorvar: Hey, remember the time Batman became a vampire and it was metal as hype? Oct 26, 2014 16:14:25 GMT 1
Mister Skeleton Warrior: When did that happen? Oct 27, 2014 1:25:01 GMT 1
Shining Gorvar: Batman; Bloodstorm. Oct 27, 2014 9:18:05 GMT 1
RUMBLE ROSES - STAR MISSION: When will the war criminal Hatsune Miku be brought to justice? Oct 27, 2014 22:42:49 GMT 1
Shining Gorvar: I think I just got flash banged...! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoP-kUlbmn0 Oct 28, 2014 23:47:34 GMT 1
Shining Gorvar: Are you afraid of the dark? Yes, yes I am. Oct 28, 2014 23:48:17 GMT 1
Mister Skeleton Warrior: Wow, JonTron is updating so much lately! Oct 28, 2014 23:51:16 GMT 1
Shining Gorvar: Oh no! Is that a haunted flashlight?! Oct 28, 2014 23:52:07 GMT 1
Shining Gorvar: TWO KIDS GOOOIN' DIE TONIGHT! Oct 28, 2014 23:54:21 GMT 1
Nord Ronnoc: http://1drv.ms/1xtFYNc Oct 29, 2014 5:19:57 GMT 1
RUMBLE ROSES - STAR MISSION: Uruk on radio: "General Sauron sir, Captain Feast is down, I REPEAT! THEY GOT FEAST!" Oct 29, 2014 21:21:58 GMT 1
RUMBLE ROSES - STAR MISSION: Sauron: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'M BUSY!" *Focuses eye on a quartet of hot lesbians somewhere in NĂºmenor* Oct 29, 2014 21:25:06 GMT 1
Nord Ronnoc: So that explains why Sauron and his men didn't do anything until it was too late. Oct 30, 2014 3:44:04 GMT 1
Shining Gorvar: Hey remember the time Elvis beat the snot out of Thor? Oct 30, 2014 14:20:59 GMT 1 *
Shining Gorvar: Yo Buch Belmont, still feel like a bad ass now?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StoEWo1ksu4&index=6&list=WL Oct 30, 2014 20:19:28 GMT 1 *
Mister Skeleton Warrior: Hey, I'm good but I'm no James Rolfe! He's the man who 'killed two Satans in his underwear' in Ghosts 'n' Goblins. And now he can add 'got Lester the Unlikely to punch Frankenstein until he melted' to the list. Oct 31, 2014 0:24:30 GMT 1
RUMBLE ROSES - STAR MISSION: James Bond: Hey everybody how's it goi- *Goldfinger pops out and shoots him in the dick with a golden bullet* GAAAAUUUGGHHHH! UUUUUUURGHHHHHHHHH! Ahhh, ahhhh. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! GAAAAAAAUUUUGHH! Oct 31, 2014 7:53:53 GMT 1
Mister Skeleton Warrior: Everyone: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0GLu7xVTWk Oct 31, 2014 15:14:26 GMT 1
Shining Gorvar: Speaking off, reading "Call of Cthulu" again like every halloween. Oct 31, 2014 16:29:22 GMT 1