Anyone want to read a Self-insert?

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Gorvar the Lizard: Sister Sinister, YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT! Sept 25, 2014 12:32:12 GMT 1
Mr. Ghost: Is it just me, or is everything centred? Sept 27, 2014 0:01:16 GMT 1
Wolfman Buch: I think that's just you Glow. Sept 27, 2014 0:27:02 GMT 1
Mr. Ghost: Back to normal now, anyhow. Perhaps it was the world's most boring acid trip. Sept 27, 2014 1:04:16 GMT 1
Gorvar the Lizard: A bit early for the Halloween avatars i know but...pff.... Sept 29, 2014 11:16:33 GMT 1
Mr. Ghost: My current avatar could also double as a Halloween one. Sept 29, 2014 14:01:59 GMT 1
Gorvar the Lizard: It's nightmare fuel worthy, yeah. Sept 29, 2014 21:53:50 GMT 1
Petty Officer Cali (?): WHY THE FUCK AREN'T THE DELIS OPEN GODDAMMIT Sept 30, 2014 23:26:54 GMT 1
Wolfman Buch: I thought everywhere was always open in America. Oct 1, 2014 1:34:38 GMT 1
Petty Officer Cali (?): Everything except the borders. Oct 1, 2014 1:37:26 GMT 1
Petty Officer Cali (?): ...and the damn Delis! Oct 1, 2014 1:37:34 GMT 1
Wolfman Buch: Who wants cold meats at this time of night? You get pizza or something. You go to In and Out Burger, the funniest named restaurant in history. Oct 1, 2014 1:48:29 GMT 1
Petty Officer Cali (?): Nevermind, found a Deli. Oct 1, 2014 3:37:02 GMT 1
Gorvar the Lizard: Everyone has awesome avatars this Halloween! WELL DONE! Oct 1, 2014 9:05:56 GMT 1
Wolfman Buch: Halloween brings out the best in everyone! Oct 1, 2014 17:33:33 GMT 1
Mr. Ghost: I've always liked it. It's like Christmas, but with monsters and scaring the shit out of everyone instead of good will and cheer. Oct 2, 2014 1:04:11 GMT 1
Wolfman Buch: Everyone loves monsters. Crazy creatures that encourage imagination and wonder - a cheeky / comic relief kind of fascination with mortality and fear - and the hope of heroes overcoming them. The complete package. Also giving out sweets and dressing up. A++ Oct 2, 2014 1:40:04 GMT 1
Gorvar the Lizard: Oh, I think I found a better avatar for this season... Oct 2, 2014 15:03:19 GMT 1
Mr. Ghost: Hey, weren't you in my fifth favourite Spider-Man film? Oct 2, 2014 15:52:59 GMT 1
Gorvar the Lizard: It was either this or Bowser from the Mario Bros movie. And since the Lizard had a plan I could fully get behind, yeah here we are. Oct 2, 2014 17:23:45 GMT 1