Anyone want to read a Self-insert?

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Clint Johnston: Plotting? We've already done it! Oct 16, 2014 13:40:11 GMT 1
Mr. Ghost: I was sure you were saying you'd already killed your family, there. Oct 16, 2014 14:17:34 GMT 1
Shining Gorvar: My family was killed by a meteor/asteroid. That's why I send John McClane, Mr Pink and Daredevil to make sure that horror wouldn't happen again. Oct 16, 2014 16:59:46 GMT 1 *
Mister Belmont: I'm so tired right now that when I read "My family was killed by a meteor / asteroid" my whole body froze and I said, "Oh God no..." -----That's actually true! xD Oct 17, 2014 1:34:47 GMT 1 *
Shining Gorvar: I dont need your sympathy, ya limey bastard. :D Oct 17, 2014 9:11:40 GMT 1 *
Petty Officer Cali (?): What's your opinion of British Dinosaurs, Gorvar? Oct 17, 2014 10:34:12 GMT 1
Shining Gorvar: Absolutely spiffing. Oct 17, 2014 21:15:27 GMT 1
Mister Belmont: Just to get in before Gorvar this time: SKELETONS WITH GUNS IN THEIR HANDS Oct 18, 2014 20:34:47 GMT 1
Shining Gorvar: Don't forget bout the Scissorman tho! Oct 19, 2014 11:11:23 GMT 1
Shining Gorvar: Clock Towel? That's not very scary-OH GOD! Oct 19, 2014 11:12:15 GMT 1
Shining Gorvar: I am being strangled by the man in the mirror...AAAH! Oct 19, 2014 11:15:49 GMT 1
Shining Gorvar: I did not factor in the warp ability! Oct 19, 2014 11:18:23 GMT 1
Shining Gorvar: I've got a BONE to pick with you! Oct 19, 2014 11:22:44 GMT 1 *
Mister Belmont: Scissorman... what are you, twelve? Oh I'm sorry - I guess you are twelve. Oct 19, 2014 13:29:42 GMT 1
Mr. Ghost: I may be coming down with a slight case of Ebola. Oct 21, 2014 1:39:29 GMT 1
Petty Officer Cali (?): Well, I have malaria, so I'm more likely to be dead than you. Oct 21, 2014 2:45:38 GMT 1
Mr. Ghost: At least you'll be able to rake in the sweet, sweet conflict diamonds, tho. (Apologies if you do, by some crazy circumstance, actually do have Malaria.) Oct 21, 2014 11:30:40 GMT 1
Shining Gorvar: It's a original Vincent van GHOUL....people don't PM me anymore.. Oct 21, 2014 12:59:18 GMT 1
Mister Belmont: One month until the new Dragon Age. The hype is insane now. Oct 22, 2014 0:40:16 GMT 1
Magistar Linders: My new computer will be on my desk on time too. Even 2 months ago that seemed impossible. Oct 22, 2014 2:43:50 GMT 1