Anyone want to read a Self-insert?

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Mr. Glow: So Varrick was behind the demons after all? What a twist! Nov 19, 2014 6:22:40 GMT 1
jklinders: Jesus Glow, spoilers? Though that likely comes out in it pretty early. I'm not getting the game for at least another month and a half and I can't very well lock myself away from this site Nov 19, 2014 11:58:41 GMT 1
Mister Buch: Oh Glow. ;) Nov 19, 2014 14:01:28 GMT 1
Lily Ariel Black: Was that a real spoiler, or is Glow just trolling? One never knows with Glow, methinks... Nov 19, 2014 22:50:50 GMT 1
Mister Buch: He was kidding. Nov 19, 2014 23:55:42 GMT 1
Lily Ariel Black: I figured as much - I've not played Dragon Age (any of the Dragon Age games) but I couldn't see a 'spoiler' like that being true, given that I'm pretty sure Varric is a good guy... ;) Nov 19, 2014 23:59:16 GMT 1
jklinders: Fuck, I fell into another of his traps. I'll learn sooner or later. Nov 20, 2014 0:20:35 GMT 1
Mister Buch: It is VERY hard to tell with Glow. It happens to us all! Nov 20, 2014 0:41:38 GMT 1
Gorvar: And it's spelled Varric, ya glowing dick! Nov 20, 2014 10:11:48 GMT 1
Mister Buch: Rascarin got Inquisition a day early. She's on Facebook talking about it. Every word is a dagger of longing. Nov 20, 2014 17:27:58 GMT 1 *
Gorvar: I gotta wait till mid-december! Dont give me that shite, Buch! Nov 20, 2014 17:28:33 GMT 1 *
Mister Buch: Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby. Nov 20, 2014 23:19:11 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: I now realise my mistake. Varric is the crossbow one, Varrick is the "Do the thing!" one. Nov 21, 2014 22:53:44 GMT 1
Gorvar: Allthough both are very awesome in their own way. Nov 22, 2014 1:34:01 GMT 1
Gorvar: Glow, I have seen your challenge in your avatar....round two of the pun games now begins. And here we....go! Nov 24, 2014 1:53:27 GMT 1 *
Mr. Glow: Man, it got too hard thinking of puns last time. I may just bow out now. Nov 24, 2014 8:50:57 GMT 1
Gorvar: Damnit... Nov 24, 2014 11:00:21 GMT 1
Mister Buch: They were both top-quality gags though. Nov 24, 2014 13:56:11 GMT 1
Mister Buch: "Top quality gags"? I sound like a DJ. Nov 24, 2014 20:10:52 GMT 1
Gorvar: Only less enjoyable. Nov 24, 2014 21:42:56 GMT 1