Anyone want to read a Self-insert?


Herr Gorvar: #ridethebull is still a thing. Nov 25, 2014 10:39:21 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: Somewhere out there, a guy just banged a giant Qunari in front of his entire family because he thought all the references to "riding the bull" was a sidequest to get himself a new mount. Nov 25, 2014 23:48:44 GMT 1
Mister Inquisitor: He sure did get himself a new mount. Nov 26, 2014 1:55:20 GMT 1
Mister Inquisitor: If you know what I mean. Nov 26, 2014 1:55:27 GMT 1
Herr Gorvar: Not really, he was the one "taking it". Nov 26, 2014 10:12:24 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: Wow @ all these mages in Redcliffe. You know who would love this? Connor. Shame I killed him all those years ago because I didn't wanna walk around the lake to get help. Nov 26, 2014 18:47:10 GMT 1
Mister Inquisitor: He apparently showed up in mine but I think I missed him in all the confusion. Sad times. Nov 26, 2014 20:02:40 GMT 1
Mister Inquisitor: It's not a spoiler to say Hawke appears in Inquisition at some point, right? I will say this though - he does a Varric impression. Yes. Nov 27, 2014 16:47:49 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: He was in the trailers, I think. Nov 27, 2014 19:04:25 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: Correction: It was Ladyhawke in the trialers. Which is nice both for inclusivity and because that‘s how I picture the character. Nov 27, 2014 22:01:26 GMT 1
Mister Inquisitor: The 'Bioware canon', sort of reccomended canon, is a male Dalish Warden and a female mage Hawke. To me, Hawke will always be that big guy with the black beard though. Nov 27, 2014 23:19:23 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: I've seen a screenshot of him in Inquisition. He looks weird because of the engine change. Nov 28, 2014 0:22:49 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: *Weirder than a guy with red shit all over his face normally does. Nov 28, 2014 0:24:11 GMT 1
Mister Inquisitor: I does. It's bcause A) you have to re-make his face just before you meet him, and B) Inquisition is not good at black hair. Looks incredibly shiny. I had to reload and change Hawke's hair to dark brown. Nov 28, 2014 1:13:57 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: Just got roofied by Solas. Nov 28, 2014 16:59:07 GMT 1
Mister Inquisitor: Can't wait to find out what that means. Nov 28, 2014 17:46:11 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: Inception is definitely his favourite film. Nov 28, 2014 18:22:19 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: Speaking of black hair, I noticed my Inquisitor has abnormally lustrous hair. Nov 29, 2014 1:16:32 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: Look at that beard, it's gleaming! Nov 29, 2014 1:22:27 GMT 1
Mister Inquisitor: I don't know how they nailed 'every area of every location is unique and picturesque' and yet missed the goal on 'black hair looks like hair'. Nov 29, 2014 3:33:16 GMT 1