Anyone want to read a Self-insert?

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Gorvar: And victory has never tasted the sweeter.... Sept 14, 2014 10:09:01 GMT 1
Cali: I read that as "Victory has never tasted the sweater". Was wondering if Gorvar was some clothes eating monster. Sept 14, 2014 11:23:21 GMT 1
Gorvar: Clothes eating dinosaur, DINOSAUR. How long have I been here Cali? Get your lore straight, yo! Sept 14, 2014 13:47:11 GMT 1 *
Mr. Glow: Late to the party, but "Schindler's Fist." Sept 17, 2014 8:49:16 GMT 1
Gorvar: -Slow clap turning into a faster one, picked up by the audience followed by cheering- Sept 17, 2014 11:36:28 GMT 1
Mister Buch: Winner. Sept 17, 2014 13:43:52 GMT 1
Gorvar: -Wiener Sept 17, 2014 13:54:14 GMT 1
Mister Buch: ... Sept 18, 2014 0:28:03 GMT 1
Tillian Pantheris: Gorvar had his puns for breakfast today Sept 18, 2014 8:00:22 GMT 1
Gorvar: Can't stop, won't stop! Sept 18, 2014 8:14:43 GMT 1
Gorvar: What do you call a Alligator in a vest? Sept 19, 2014 15:58:59 GMT 1
Gorvar: An Investigator. THANK YOU! Sept 19, 2014 15:59:14 GMT 1
Mister Buch: What do you call an alligator putting on a vest when no-one's looking? Sept 20, 2014 2:40:15 GMT 1
Gorvar: Dunno. Sept 20, 2014 10:20:58 GMT 1
Mr. Glow: Shy. Sept 20, 2014 10:22:07 GMT 1
Gorvar: That one made me chuckle, well played Sept 20, 2014 10:24:52 GMT 1
Mister Buch: Private investigator. Honestly. Sept 20, 2014 15:08:06 GMT 1
Gorvar: EVEN BETTER Sept 20, 2014 16:11:06 GMT 1
Gorvar: I'm still in the running with you Glow, you sunofabitch! Sept 21, 2014 10:02:23 GMT 1
Gorvar: Can;t stop with the dinosaurs in multimedia! Sept 22, 2014 21:17:46 GMT 1